knock at the door

Saturday morning the weather was too bad to play golf. I was bored with nothing to do. There was a knock on the door. I opened it to find a young, well-dressed man standing there who said: "Hello sir, I'm a Jehovah's Witness.

So I said, "Come in and sit down.”

I offered him a fresh cup of coffee and asked, "What do you want to talk about?”

He said, "Beats the shit out of me. Nobody ever let me in before.   

When everybody on earth was dead and waiting to enter Heaven, God
appeared and said, "I want the men to make two lines:

One line for the men who were true heads of their household,
and the other line for the men who were dominated by their women.

I want all the women to report to St. Peter."
Soon, the women were gone, and there were two lines of men.

The line of the men who were dominated by their wives was 100 miles long,
and in the line of men who truly were heads of their household, there
was only one man.

God said to the long line, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves; I
created you to be the head of your household!

You have been disobedient and have not fulfilled your purpose!

Of all of you, only one obeyed. Learn from him."

God turned to the one man, "How did you manage to be the only one in this line?"


The man replied, "My wife told me to stand here."