ANOTHER IRISH GOLF JOKE

An Irishman & a Mercedes ........

On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his Mercedes into a petrol station in a remote part of the Irish countryside.

The pump attendant who knows absolutely nothing about golf, greets him in a
>>>>>> typical Irish manner completely unaware of who the golfing pro is.
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>>>>>> "Top of the mornin' toyer, sir" says the attendant.
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>>>>>> Tiger nods a quick "hello" and bends forward to pick up the nozzle. As he
>>>>>> does so, two tees fall out of his shirt pocket onto the ground.
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>>>>>> "What are those? asks the attendant.
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>>>>>> "They're called tees" replies Tiger.
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>>>>>> "Well, what on this god's earth are dey for?"?
>>>>>> inquires the Irishman.
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>>>>>> "They're for resting my balls on when I'm driving", says Tiger.
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>>>>>> "Fookin Jaysus", says the Irishman,
>>>>>> "Mercedes thinks of everything!".
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"Fookin Jaysus".....Jim.......(groan)    

You'd get killed for tellin' a joke like that in Ireland....might fly in Sierra Vista.  

  " some of them Irish fellers don't have a fook'n sense o humar " snork