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Post by Jim W on Mon Jun 03, 2013 2:29 pm

Best Irish Joke



John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest
of me Life between the legs of me wife!"

That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night !

He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the Best
toast of The night."

She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?"

John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church
beside me wife."

"Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said.

The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the
street Corner. The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the
prize the other night at The pub with a toast about you, Mary."

She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised myself. You
know, he's only been in there twice in the last four years. "Once I
had to pull him by the ears to make him come, and the other time he
fell asleep".




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Post by coffeeguy on Mon Jun 03, 2013 5:13 pm

Very Happy

Best joke on here in a long time - thanks!

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Post by Jim W on Mon Jun 03, 2013 5:17 pm

coffeeguy wrote: Very Happy

Best joke on here in a long time - thanks!

Thanks coffeeguy.....Slainte oughta like it....LOL
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Post by slainte39 on Mon Jun 03, 2013 5:27 pm

Jim W wrote:
coffeeguy wrote: Very Happy

Best joke on here in a long time - thanks!

Thanks coffeeguy.....Slainte oughta like it....LOL

Yea Jim... I read it a little while ago and was going to post...OUCH! LOL

Sounds like they're headed for an Irish divorce...couple living in the same house but do not speak to each other.
BTW...do you know what Irish twins are?...2 kids born in the same year, 9 months apart...
...only happened once to me. Very Happy

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Post by bman2 on Tue Jun 04, 2013 6:59 am

OMG that is the best joke I've heard in a long time! Thanks
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