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Post by CanuckBob on Mon Sep 14, 2015 7:42 am


A car full of Irish nuns is sitting at a traffic light in downtown Dublin, when a bunch of rowdy drunks pull up alongside of them.

"Hey, show us yer tits, ya bloody penguins!" shouts one of the drunks.
Quite shocked, Mother Superior turns to Sister Mary Immaculata and says, "I don't think they know who we are; show them your cross."

Sister Mary Immaculata rolls down her window and shouts, "Piss off, ya fookin' little wankers, before I come over there and rip yer balls off!"

Sister Mary Immaculata then rolls up her window, looks back at Mother Superior, quite innocently, and asks, "Did that sound cross enough?


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Post by SnowDaddy on Mon Sep 14, 2015 11:16 am

Good one, Bob...rotflmao Very Happy
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Post by Lady Otter Latté on Mon Sep 14, 2015 11:35 am

As a survivor of Catholic school I really enjoyed that one!
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Post by slainte39 on Mon Sep 14, 2015 12:08 pm

In Irish circles, it's  been around for quite a while. but I laughed again, anyway. Very Happy

Nuns like that (especially, Irish ones), only exist in jokes like these.  I'm talking about the language, not the meanness.  I had one who was a kin of Michael Collins that could whip her weight in wildcats (and young men).

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Post by gringal on Mon Sep 14, 2015 2:25 pm

slainte39 wrote:In Irish circles, it's  been around for quite a while. but I laughed again, anyway. Very Happy

Nuns like that (especially, Irish ones), only exist in jokes like these.  I'm talking about the language, not the meanness.  I had one who was a kin of Michael Collins that could whip her weight in wildcats (and young men).

Same here. Survivor of Sister Mary Rulermaster. Twisted Evil

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