Irish Nun's

A car full of Irish nuns is sitting at a traffic light in downtown Dublin, when a bunch of rowdy drunks pull up alongside of them.

"Hey, show us yer tits, ya bloody penguins!" shouts one of the drunks.
Quite shocked, Mother Superior turns to Sister Mary Immaculata and says, "I don't think they know who we are; show them your cross."

Sister Mary Immaculata rolls down her window and shouts, "Piss off, ya fookin' little wankers, before I come over there and rip yer balls off!"

Sister Mary Immaculata then rolls up her window, looks back at Mother Superior, quite innocently, and asks, "Did that sound cross enough?

Good one, Bob...rotflmao

As a survivor of Catholic school I really enjoyed that one!

In Irish circles, it's  been around for quite a while. but I laughed again, anyway.

Nuns like that (especially, Irish ones), only exist in jokes like these.  I'm talking about the language, not the meanness.  I had one who was a kin of Michael Collins that could whip her weight in wildcats (and young men).

slainte39 wrote:In Irish circles, it's  been around for quite a while. but I laughed again, anyway.

Nuns like that (especially, Irish ones), only exist in jokes like these.  I'm talking about the language, not the meanness.  I had one who was a kin of Michael Collins that could whip her weight in wildcats (and young men).

Same here. Survivor of Sister Mary Rulermaster.