Marketing genius

In one of the glass display cases at Super Lake they have an assortment of different branded prophylactics prominently displayed. Trojan, apparently wanting to corner the market, has attached a bottle opener to each of their packets. I suspect they will corner the market. ...ching-ching.

Actually its not a bottle opener, but a device for measuring the girth of ones penis to insure a proper fit.

hueco_negro wrote:Actually its not a bottle opener, but a device for measuring the girth of ones penis to insure a proper fit.

I assume you are speaking from experience........

Hmmm.... if they need to know that info BEFORE buying....I guess they're suppose to measure..in the store?

I dunno, after seeing the Trojans with bottle opener it made me think of other complimentary products that might also increase condom sales, like:

pack of Zig-Zags
roach clip
mini flashlight
after dinner mints
Lipstick remover
Kleenex packet
Hallmark thank you card
Hickey remover (not yet invented)
fake roadside repair bill (honest hon, the car broke down)

I think the guy is onto something.

oncesubtle wrote:I dunno, after seeing the Trojans with bottle opener it made me think of other complimentary products that might also increase condom sales, like:

pack of Zig-Zags
roach clip
mini flashlight
after dinner mints
Lipstick remover
Kleenex packet
Hallmark thank you card
Hickey remover (not yet invented)
fake roadside repair bill (honest hon, the car broke down)

I think the guy is onto something.

Ahhh........you forgot the mickey of Lemon Gin and some fake business cards.

oncesubtle wrote:I dunno, after seeing the Trojans with bottle opener it made me think of other complimentary products that might also increase condom sales, like:

pack of Zig-Zags
roach clip
mini flashlight
after dinner mints
Lipstick remover
Kleenex packet
Hallmark thank you card
Hickey remover (not yet invented)
fake roadside repair bill (honest hon, the car broke down)

I think the guy is onto something.

Tooo funny! Lizzy

kipissippi wrote:Hmmm.... if they need to know that info BEFORE buying....I guess they're suppose to measure..in the store?

Time to call the "Plaster Casters". Lizzy

The rubbers they sell here are too small but then again, looking at the HUGE amounts of unwed teen moms, nobody buys them.

You haven't seen the number of teen pregnancies until you go to the Virgin Islands.

¿Virgin? Islands.... Sounds like they are trying to live down their name. Lizzy

Should include a pine 2x4 (5.08x10.16)

gm

Ah GM. You must be referring to the early American (Puritan) practice of using a "Bundling Board" to keep a betrothed couple virginal? Lizzy

bobnliz wrote:Ah GM. You must be referring to the early American (Puritan) practice of using a "Bundling Board" to keep a betrothed couple virginal? Lizzy

Still does not work, didn't work then doesn't work now. Where there is a will there is a way eh?

Damn right! And as soon as the religious right recognizes that factoid, the sooner the teen pregnancy rate...
will abate.

Human nature being what it is, and the prime teen directive being PROCREATE!
You would think they'd embrace every opportunity to modify the problem.

Don't they remember what it was like, to be young and hormonally depraved? Stop with the "MY daughter would never do that!"
Crap.

And when it's too late,
'cause she did
procreate,
They will play the "Blame game"...
Oh please...
just give me a break! Lizzy

gringomojado wrote:Should include a pine 2x4 (5.08x10.16)

gm

Knotty pine, right?

An inventive mind knows what to do when there are knotholes!

:face:

Rather than Trojans, maybe they should market Depends in Mexican flag colors.