Jesse James

A Letter To Jessie James:

You Stupid Bastard! You cheated on Sandra Bullock?
How in the world can you be so stupid? You are married to one of the most beautiful women in the world.
She has a body to die for, and her current wealth shadowed only by Oprah.
Your wife, recently beat out Julia Roberts in the polls and is now named "America's Sweetheart."
You also remember, she just won an Oscar and praised you up and down in front of the world
while you were porkin’ away.
You are really a piece of work! You are the most hated asshole cheater on the planet!
How can you live with yourself!
I only have one thing to say to the despicable, miserable, cheating piece of shit that you are.

Thanks for taking the heat off of me.
Let’s do lunch.
~Tiger

didn't jesse james get murdered in the 19th century?

I think it's a reincarnation. I liked the other one better.

he was a prick too but didn't probly need ta get murdered.
well actually he dint mind moidering hisself so he got his just desserts-blood pudding-JEJE!

Pedro, I have to commend you. You're one of the few people I know who spells desserts correctly. Most people say deserts.

Jesse claims to be descended from the original Jesse James. He is also quite possibly the biggest fool in existence. What a maroon!

I seem to have mis-placed Sandra's number. Anybody help?

555-1212