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Post by Zedinmexico on Sun Feb 12, 2012 9:41 am

A man goes to a local conservative church and asks the pastor how does one join. Well it is pretty easy but we do have a little will power test. Man says what is that?
Well we want you to give up sex for a week. Well so the man went home and started his will power test. After a day or two the pastor saw the man and asked him how
he was doing and he said it was tough but he was holding up well. Pastor saw him a day or so later and the man looked sad and said he had failed. He said his wife
bent over one day and he couldn't help himself. Well the pastor said sorry but I am going to have to ask you to leave you can't join the church. Hope you are not too
disapointed. Well the man said I can understand being thrown out of the church it is being thrown out of superlake that is the problem.

Stolen from the comedian at the lip sinc show.


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