Christmas Toys

I thought it would be fun to start a topic on the oddball toys we either give or receive on Christmas.

While the Kindle that I gave Kathy last Christmas was probably a highlight, she pulled out one that I bought a couple of years ago and have a tendency to forget. Since she enjoys an occasional vodka martini or a Cosmo, I bought her a Waring Martini Maker a couple of years ago. What more can you ask for? A electronic device that offers you a choice of "shaken" or "stirred":
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Wait till she sees what is under the tree this year!

Betcha nobody can beat this one, just try!!!!!

http://www.maidenform.co.uk/accessories/styles/concealers/maidenform-no-show-petals-MBA2000


Sooo, all I need now is some glitter, and the girlfriend that gave me these also supplied tassels.


Just in case you think I'm joking, I'm not, this is a real honest to god gift currently sitting on the coffee table.

WOO HOO! Uh, er, ah.........have a Happy New Years Eve!

You naughty girls.........Santa's gonna want a refund.

My hubby complained that removing them pulled the hair off his nipples.

ferret wrote:My hubby complained that removing them pulled the hair off his nipples.

EXCELLENT IDEA!!!!! Thanks Ferret.

The big guy's wearing his black "Will Cook For Sex" apron, but turned down the petal thingies.

Soooooo, I dug out my "Just Call me Martha" one, which will be sporting petals.

Thanks Ferret and Raqueteer for your excellent stories!

Years ago, I started a tradition of giving Kathy a unique new bottle of Vodka but I found this year that I would have had to repeat unless I chose something totally unique. In that she is like a little kid where she tries to figure out what is in a package before opening, I decided to throw a challenge at her. Totally confused by the shape, she started pealing the wrapping from the top and exclaimed: "you bought me a fire extinguisher?":

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While the packaging is very unique, this is a highly rated Vodka from Moldova:
http://firestarter-vodka.com/main.html