Sex Toys?

As I am packing for our move to Aijijic, it was time to pack the nightstand stuff.
Hmmmmm
To bring or not to bring our toys, that is the question?
I cannot find anything on the web in reference to them being illegal in Mexico.

Has anyone had any experience with them?
I mean bringing them in NOT usage
Thanks
MB

Not illegal, there is a store in Guadalajara that sells all those toys. I saw it myself.

yep the store is 0ne block down from Lake Chapala Society, loaded with all kinds of stuff, I buy cakes from Sweets and Treats next door

Ths an absolutely disgusting thread. Do I need a mask to go in the store and buy them. hahahahaha.

Buy some "Sweets n Treats," then meander in next door by mistake. When you come out act confused and if you see anyone you know offer them a treat and talk quickly about Sweets n Treats. Chocolate will make them forget what they thought they saw. Well, at least that is what a friend told me.

Clueless wrote:Not illegal, there is a store in Guadalajara that sells all those toys. I saw it myself.

Are there any stores that sell ADULT paraphernalia, or is it all just kid's stuff?  
Would hate to be seen coming out of a toy store at my age.

slainte39 wrote:

Clueless wrote:Not illegal, there is a store in Guadalajara that sells all those toys. I saw it myself.

Are there any stores that sell ADULT paraphernalia, or is it all just kid's stuff?  
Would hate to be seen coming out of a toy store at my age.

It is even worse when you wander into a toy store and ask where they keep the dildos. You end up getting followed by security. Anyway, that is what a friend told me.

Some girl friends and I wandered in there just to see if the sign was a "hook".
Nope, the real thing....we all had a good giggle and took off! Whew! Educational.

WillieRae wrote:Some girl friends and I wandered in there just to see if the sign was a "hook".
Nope, the real thing....we all had a good giggle and took off!  Whew!  Educational.

How about that sandwich board in front that says "our dildoes are GMO and gluten free".

gringal wrote:

WillieRae wrote:Some girl friends and I wandered in there just to see if the sign was a "hook".
Nope, the real thing....we all had a good giggle and took off!  Whew!  Educational.

How about that sandwich board in front that says "our dildoes are GMO and gluten free".

Lucky dildos!
gringal not to get too far afield, but wouldn't that be "sammich boards".....
Go ahead....slap me up along side the head

slainte39 wrote:

gringal wrote:

WillieRae wrote:Some girl friends and I wandered in there just to see if the sign was a "hook".
Nope, the real thing....we all had a good giggle and took off!  Whew!  Educational.

How about that sandwich board in front that says "our dildoes are GMO and gluten free".

Lucky dildos!
gringal not to get too far afield, but wouldn't that be a "sammich boards".....
Go ahead....slap me up along side the head

Well, I was going to put "aka sammich boards", but resisted the temptation. Slap, slap, slap!

Yesterday, a friend and I were deciding what to do about lunch. She offered to make us sammiches. Yes, she was smiling when she said it. Gringal, you started something here.

Lady Otter Latté wrote:Yesterday, a friend and I were deciding what to do about lunch. She offered to make us sammiches. Yes, she was smiling when she said it. Gringal, you started something here.

I'd like to take the credit (cash would be better) but I stole the spelling from the original Bubba. Just something about it tickled my funny bone.

After living here for 9 years, I'm convinced that you can find anything you want SOMEWHERE in this town. It is just a matter of finding the right store.

One day when I'm bored, I'm going to go see if I can find a bull elephant. I'm going to start at the hardware store next to TelMex. I've never gone there looking for anything and been disappointed.

You can try the Bartillo (sp?) Mercado which is in Guadalajara on Sundays. They have an animal section........I haven't seen any dildos there though.

ferret wrote:uhmmm... in a thread about sex toys, why is someone looking for a bull elephant?

Could that be the ultimate example of "too much of a good thing"?

Well - at least it didn't merge with the Hot Dog Shop post!

Give it time..........

I'm too old to remember what a sex toy is. Could someone list a few and explain how they work? Thanks in advance for your help.

Hey up here in the greater Vancouver Seattle area the temp is approaching 24 C or 75-6 F

Sadly the rain will be back soon

MexicoPete wrote:I'm too old to remember what a sex toy is.

Pete - there is no way you can be that old. They were invented in the late Victorian early 1900's to treat "Woman's Hysteria". The originals were steam powered - true story. The women were sexually frustrated in an age when sex was only for making babies. The doctors had to perform a "womb manipulations" - and can guarantee you the patients came back for more treatments. The doctors were lazy though, this manipulation business was hard work, so they invented a wide range of mechanical devices to make things move along a lot faster. Even the biggest selling vibrating toy in history - the Magic Wand - was invented by a Japanese company for back massages. When the owner of the company found out what they were really used for, he was so embarrassed and sold off the manufacturing rights for next to nothing.

Great story, Chillin!