Sex Toys?

Great story, Chillin!

Jreboll wrote:Anybody seen the latest robotic toys?  No wonder the Japanese aren't having sex anymore. Who needs dating when you can stay at home, pop open some cold ones and get Lucille out of the closet. Hay caramba!

Lucille has a "quiet switch" and an "off switch". Plus she has free "software upgrades"

What else could you want?

Companionship?

Thanks for the great information Chillin. I had no idea. Very interesting

ferret wrote:Companionship?

In today's day and age? LOL.

CHILLIN wrote:They were invented in the late Victorian early 1900's to treat "Woman's Hysteria"...

Nice story but... C'mon, do you really think that sex toys weren't around prior to the Victorian era? Archeologists have found dildos that are 28,000 years old. And, let's face it, anything can be a dildo if you're brave enough.

"And, let's face it, anything can be a dildo if you're brave enough."

Axixic wins the interwebs today.

Axixic wrote: let's face it, anything can be a dildo if you're brave enough.

Yep!.....sometimes even the male of the species has been known to work as a sub.

You are right, of course Axixic. I have heard literature references to Cleopatra's angry bees device, but never had a chance to look it up. Good name for a rock band!

sad, as someone NOB likes to say. hot season taking toll on grey matter lakeside. or maybe its the heavy metals in the water...2 page thread, srsly

caligirl108 wrote:sad, as someone NOB likes to say.  hot season taking toll on grey matter lakeside. or maybe its the heavy metals in the water...2 page thread, srsly

And, yet, here you are. Not just reading the thread but taking time to post a response. Srsly?