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Mormon on a Flight
by kiko Wed Jul 29, 2020 11:49 am
A Mormon was seated next to an Irishman on a flight from London to the USA. After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The Irishman asked for a whiskey, which was promptly brought and placed before him. The flight attendant then asked the Mormon if he would like a drink. He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips."
The Irishman then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me too, I didn't know we had a choice."
The Irishman then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me too, I didn't know we had a choice."
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Re: Mormon on a Flight
by slainte39 Wed Jul 29, 2020 5:58 pm
That´s not a joke, it´s a fact!
Should be posted in the Mirador.
Should be posted in the Mirador.
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