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Flight from Dublin Empty Flight from Dublin

Post by zenwoodle on Thu Oct 29, 2015 11:51 am

Airborne approximately thirty minutes on an outbound evening flight from Dublin, the lead flight
attendant for the Aer Lingus cabin crew nervously made the following painful announcement:

"Ladies and gentlemen, I'm so very sorry, but it appears that there has been a terrible mix-up,
just minutes prior to takeoff, by our airport catering service. I don't know how this has happened,
but we have 103 passengers on board and, unfortunately, only 40 dinner meals were delivered to the
plane. I truly apologize for this mistake and inconvenience."

When passengers' muttering had died down, she continued.

"Anyone who would be kind enough to give up their meal so that someone else can eat will receive
free, unlimited drinks for the duration of our 5-hour flight."

Her next announcement came 90 minutes later.

"If anyone would like to change their minds, we still have 40 dinners available." Beer Beer Beer
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