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A moment of Silence

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Post by DaveP on Sat Jul 27, 2019 7:04 am

A man and a woman who had never met before, and were both

married to other people, found themselves assigned to the

same sleeping room on a trans-continental train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room,

they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper

berth and she in the lower.

At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman

saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to

reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."

"I have a better idea”, she replied. “Just for tonight, let's pretend that

we're married."

"Wow! That's a great idea!", he exclaimed

"Good", she replied "Get your own f****ing blanket."

After a moment of silence, he farted.
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Post by RVGRINGO on Thu Aug 01, 2019 3:24 pm

He who laughs last didn't get it.

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