SENIOR MOMENT

by DaveP Thu Jun 20, 2013 1:51 pm

Senior Motel Moment

She checked into a motel on her 70th birthday. She was a bit lonely.

She thought: "I'll call one of those men you see advertised in phone books for escorts
and sensual massages."

So, she looked through the phone book, found a full page ad for a guy calling himself
Tender Tony – a very handsome man with assorted physical skills flexing in the photo.

He had all the right muscles in all the right places, thick wavy hair, long powerful legs,
dazzling smile, six pack abs and she felt quite certain she could bounce a silver dollar
off his well oiled bum....

She figured, what the heck, nobody will ever know. I'll give Tender Tony a call.

"Good evening, ma'am, how may I help you?" (Oh my, he sounded sooo sexy!)

Afraid she would lose her nerve if she hesitated, she rushed right in:

"Hi, I hear you give a great massage. I'd like you to come to my motel room and give me
one. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in town and all alone. What I really want is sex.
I want it hot, and I want it now. Bring toys, rubber, leather, whips, everything you've
got in your bag of tricks. We'll go hot and heavy all night - tie me up, cover me in chocolate
syrup and whipped cream. Anything and everything, I'm ready!! Now, how does that sound?"

He said, "Well now, that sounds absolutely fantastic, but you need to press 9 for an outside line."