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Post by CanuckBob on Wed Nov 25, 2015 10:28 am

A real southern gentleman went to Las Vegas. Sitting in a cocktail
lounge, he beckoned the waitress and said quietly,

"Miss, y'all sure are a luvly, luvly lady. Can ah persuade y'all to give me
a piece of ass?"

"Wow, that's the most direct proposition I've ever had!" gasped the girl.
Then she looked around the room, smiled and said,

"Sure, why not? You're an attractive guy too, and it's pretty slow here
right now, so why don't we just slip away up to your room?"

When they returned half an hour later, the man sat down at the same table
and the waitress smiled at him and asked, "Will there be anything else?"

"Why yes, " replied the southern gentleman. "Ah sure 'preciate what y'all
just did for me. It was real sweet and right neighbourly of y'all.

But where ah come from in Albama, we lack our bourbon real cold, so ah
still need a piece of ass for mah drink."
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Post by texunsam on Sun Apr 17, 2016 8:55 pm

I love my ass

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