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Post by artesialulu on Fri Nov 06, 2015 2:46 pm




Once upon a time there was a king who wanted to go fishing. He called the royal weather forecaster and inquired as to the weather forecast for the next few hours.



The weatherman assured him that there was no chance of rain in the coming days.



So the king went fishing with his wife, the queen.



On the way he met a farmer on his donkey. Upon seeing the king the farmer said, "Your Majesty, you should return to the palace at once because in just a short time I expect a huge amount of rain to fall in this area.



The king was polite and considerate, he replied: "I hold the palace meteorologist in high regard. He is an extensively educated and experienced professional. Besides, I pay him very high wages. He gave me a very different forecast. I trust him and I will continue on my way.



So he continued on his way. However, a short time later a torrential rain fell from the sky. The King and Queen were totally soaked and their entourage chuckled upon seeing them in such a shameful condition.



Furious, the king returned to the palace and gave the order to fire the weatherman at once! Then he summoned the farmer and offered him the prestigious and high paying role of royal forecaster.



The farmer said, "Your Majesty, I do not know anything about forecasting. I obtain my information from my donkey. If I see my donkey's ears drooping, it means with certainty that it will rain.



So the king hired the donkey.



And so began the practice of hiring asses to work in the government and occupy its highest and most influential positions and which later became the symbol for the Democrat party.



Thus ends your knowledge lesson for today.
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Post by ltollefs on Fri Nov 06, 2015 6:08 pm

There you go again, as republicans must, mistaking fairy tales for reality. Being fact averse this likely doesn't ring true to you, but donkeys can't speak, and braying asses, as is evidenced by your post, never shut-up.
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Post by viajero on Fri Nov 06, 2015 6:31 pm

ltollefs wrote:There you go again, as republicans must, mistaking fairy tales for reality. Being fact averse this likely doesn't ring true to you, but donkeys can't speak, and braying asses, as is evidenced by your post, never shut-up.
Fyi,artsylulu used to post as chapala payaso until he was booted for comparing Obama to a black dog,nothing this racist moron posts should be taken seriously.

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Post by Lady Otter Latté on Fri Nov 06, 2015 8:01 pm

The OP is also one of those conservatives who twists his bias into a format that renders it totally without humor and has the dimwittedness to call it a joke.
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Post by gringal on Fri Nov 06, 2015 8:52 pm

Lady Otter Latté wrote:The OP is also one of those conservatives who twists his bias into a format that renders it totally without humor and has the dimwittedness to call it a joke.

The joke was actually funny until he had to "link" it to politics, at which time it morphed into a strained attempt to make a clever political statement.

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Post by Lady Otter Latté on Fri Nov 06, 2015 9:02 pm

The funniest thing about the OP is the poster, despite all evidence to the contrary, actually seems to think that Republicans in the highest and most influential offices somehow ARE NOT asses. Rolling Eyes
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