Skunk Joke *Mildly Offensive*

A married couple are driving in a truck through the mountains. They come across a wounded skunk on the side of the road.
"Stop the truck, Henry. It's still alive." The wife says.
"You want to grab a skunk and bring it the truck?" The husband exlaims.
"Yes, I can nurse it back to health." the wife answers.
A couple miles down the road they see a game warden inspecting vehicles.
The wife asks "What do we do? They are gonna get us for this skunk. The warden is gonna think we did wrong."
"Well," the husband responds, "just put it up your skirt, honey."
The wife pauses for a second and says:"But what about the smell?"
The husband thinks for a moment and says "Just pinch it's little nose, he won't mind."

If I had the ability to delete jokes from this section I do believe I would delete this one.

Thanks, Oncesubtle. Interesting that it is considered "mildly offensive" by the poster.

Lady Otter Latté wrote:Thanks, Oncesubtle. Interesting that it is considered "mildly offensive" by the poster.

I wonder what "seriously offensive" would be?

I don't think you have to worry about seriously offensive gringal......he has been banned

How do you know that, Jim?

I guess, becuz he hasn't posted in some time????

That "joke" was posted today at 4:08 pm. I do not consider that not posting in "some time."

oncesubtle wrote:If I had the ability to delete jokes from this section I do believe I would delete this one.

You've done it B4 RB.....do it again!

Lady Otter Latté wrote:That "joke" was posted today at 4:08 pm. I do not consider that not posting in "some time."

I was referring to Pedro! SORRY!

No problem.

I miss Pedro???????????????????

A joke only Donald Trump could appreciate.

The day after his wife disappeared in a kayaking accident, a
Twillingate, NFLD man answered his door to find two grim-faced RCMP officers.

"We're sorry Mr. Flynn, but we have some information about your wife," said one of the officers.

"Tell me! Did you find her?!" Cedric Flynn asked.

The troopers looked at each other. One said, "We have some bad news,
some good news, and some really great news. Which would you like to hear first?"

Fearing the worst, Mr. Flynn said, "Give me the bad news first."

The RCMP officer said, "I'm sorry to tell you, sir, but this morning we found your wife's body in the bay."

"Lord sufferin' Jesus!" exclaimed Flynn.

Swallowing hard, he asked, "What could possibly be the good news?"

The officer continued, "When we pulled her up, she had 12 of the best looking Atlantic Lobsters that you have ever seen clinging to her.
Haven't seen lobsters like that since the 1960's, and we feel you are entitled to a share in the catch."

Stunned, Mr. Flynn demanded, "If that's the good news, then what's the great news?"

The officer replied, "We're gonna pull her up again tomorrow."

That isn't funny even if it's a wife whose husband went missing.

Lady Otter Latté wrote:That isn't funny even if it's a wife whose husband went missing.

Amen.

Here's one a friend sent me:
Four women who had been in high school together many long yeas ago had a "reunion" lunch.
One of them headed for the bathroom, and the other three started talking about their sons' achievements.
#1 said her son was so successful as a lawyer that he bought a Ferrari for his friend's birthday
#2 said her doctor son bought a yacht for his friend
#3 said her banker son was so rich that he bought his friend an expensive gold watch.
By this time, #4 returned to the table as was asked about her son and she said:  "oh, he's just a bartender at a gay bar, but he received a Ferrari, a gold watch and a yacht for his birthday.

Lady Otter Latté wrote:That isn't funny even if it's a wife whose husband went missing.

WUZ IT MILDLY OFFENSIVE??



















Then my work is done........

No, more distasteful than offensive.

Lady Otter Latté wrote:No, more distasteful than offensive.

It triggers the gag reflex instead of the chuckle one.

tough crowd .....

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