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Post by CHILLIN Tue Sep 24, 2013 5:18 pm

Trux & Politics -you can't go wrong!

I bought a new Ford F250 Tri-Flex Fuel Truck
Go figure it runs on either hydrogen, gasoline, or E85.
I returned to the dealer yesterday
Because I couldn't get the radio to work.
The service technician explained that the radio was voice activated.
'Nelson,' the technician said to the radio.
The radio replied, 'Ricky or Willie?'
'Willie!' he continued and 'On The Road Again 'Came from the speakers.
Then he said, 'Ray Charles!', and in an instant' Georgia On My Mind'replaced Willie Nelson.
I drove away happy, and for the next few days,
Every time I'd say, 'Beethoven,'
I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said,
'Beatles,' I'd get one of their awesome songs.
Yesterday, some guy ran a red light
And nearly creamed my new truck ,
But I swerved in time to avoid him.
I yelled, 'DUMB ASS!'
Immediately the radio responded with, Ladies and gentlemen,
The President of The United States
Damn I love this truck....
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Post by Lady Otter Latté Tue Sep 24, 2013 5:40 pm

Now if the guy had been on his way to the golf course, it would have been perfect!
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Post by Axixic Wed Sep 25, 2013 10:14 am

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Yesterday, a bunch of kids ran out
Right in front of me
I swerved just in time to avoid them.
I yelled, 'F##KIN' KIDS!'
Immediately the radio began playing
"Billie Jean".
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