The tonsil story

Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on beds next to each other,
outside
the operating room.

The first kid leans over and asks, "What are you in
here for?"

The second kid says, "I'm in here to get my tonsils out and
I'm a little
nervous."

The first kid says, "You've got nothing to
worry about. I had that done
when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when
you
wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice-cream. It's a
breeze."

The second kid then asks, "What are you here for?"

The
first kid says, "A circumcision."

And the second kid says,
"Whoa, Good
luck, buddy, I had that done when I was born...
Couldn't walk for a
year....