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Post by Jim W on Mon Jun 24, 2013 6:40 pm

 
 
 
A HORSE, A CHICKEN AND A HARLEY
 
On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to play together.
 
One day the two were playing, when the horse fell into a bog and began to sink.
 
Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the chicken to go get the farmer for help!
 
Off the chicken ran, back to the farm. Arriving at the farm, he searched and searched for the farmer, but to no avail, for he had gone to town with the only tractor.
 
Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's new Harley. Finding the keys in the ignition, the chicken sped off with a length of rope hoping he still had time to save his friend's life.
 
Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy, to see the chicken arrive on the shiny Harley, and he managed to get a hold of the loop of rope the chicken tossed to him.
 
After tying the other end to the rear bumper of the farmer's bike, the chicken then drove slowly forward and, with the aid of the powerful bike, rescued the horse!
 
Happy and proud, the chicken rode the Harley back to the farmhouse, and the farmer was none the wiser when he returned.
 
The friendship between the two animals was cemented: Best buddies, best pals.
 
A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit, and soon, he too, began to sink and cried out to the horse to save his life!
 
The horse thought a moment, walked over, and straddled the large puddle.
 
Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab his hangy-down thingy and he would then lift him out of the pit.
 
The chicken got a good grip, and the horse pulled him up and out, saving his life.
 
The moral of the story?
 
(Yep. You betcha. There is a moral!)
 
'When you're hung like a horse, you don't need a Harley to pick up chicks!
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Post by hockables on Wed Jul 31, 2013 10:57 am

I recently spent $6,500 on a young registered Black Angus bull.
I put him out with the herd but he just ate grass and wouldn't even look at a cow.
I was beginning to think I had paid more for that bull than he was worth.  
Anyhow, I had the Vet come and have a look at him.
He said the bull was very healthy, but possibly just a little young, so he gave me some pills to feed him once per day.

The bull started to service the cows within two days, all my cows!
He even broke through the fence and bred with all of my neighbor's cows!
He's like a machine!
I don't know what was in the pills the Vet gave him ............
but they kinda taste like peppermint.

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