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GOLFERS CAN BE STUPID OR INSENSITIVE LOL Empty GOLFERS CAN BE STUPID OR INSENSITIVE LOL

Post by Jim W on Sun Mar 08, 2015 4:32 pm


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Was in the Villages Texas Rose bar last night after golfing, waiting for a beer, when a butt-ugly,
big old heifer came up behind me, and slapped me on the ass.

She said, "Hey sexy, how about giving me your number!"

I looked at her and said, "Have you got a pen?"

She said, "I sure do."

I said, "Well, you better get back into it before the farmer notices you're missing."

My dental surgery is on Friday!!!
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