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Post by ontario94 on Mon Apr 19, 2010 7:12 pm

A drunken man walks into a biker bar, sits down at the bar and orders a drink. Looking around, he sees three men sitting at a corner table. He gets up, staggers to the table, leans over, looks the biggest, meanest, biker in the face and says:


'I went by your grandma's house today and I saw her in the hallway buck-naked.

Man, she is one fine looking woman!'


The biker looks at him and doesn't say a word.

His buddies are confused, because he is one bad biker and would fight at the drop of a hat.


The drunk leans on the table again and says:


'I got it on with your grandma and she is good,the best I ever had!'


The biker's buddies are starting to get really mad but the biker still says nothing.


The drunk leans on the table one more time and says,


'I'll tell you something else, boy,your grandma liked it!'


At this point the biker stands up,takes the drunk by the shoulders


looks him square in the eyes and says



'Grandpa;.......... Go home! ............... You're drunk..'

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Post by footzz on Tue Apr 27, 2010 12:14 pm

A man appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.

"Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asked.

"Well, I can think of one thing," the man offered.

"On a trip to the Black Hills of South Dakota, I came upon a gang of bikers who were threatening a young woman.

I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen.

So, I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker and smacked him in the face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground. I yelled, "Now, back off, or I'll kick the shit out of all of you!"

St. Peter was very impressed .. "When did this happen?"

" a Couple of minutes ago."
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