Biker Joke

A tough looking biker was riding his Harley

when he sees a girl about to Jump off a bridge so he stops.


"What are you doing?" he asks.


"I'm going to commit a suicide," she says.


While he did not want to appear insensitive, he

didn't want to miss an opportunity and he asked,

"Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?"


So, she does.


After she's finished the biker says, "Wow! That was

the best kiss I have ever had! That's a real talent

you are wasting! You could be famous! Why are you

committing suicide?"





"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl....."

That's a great one!!