Raisin Bread
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Raisin Bread
A bakery owner hires a young female shop assistant who liked to wear very short skirts and thong panties.
One day a man enters the store, glances at the shop assistant and at the loaves of bread behind the counter.
Noticing her short skirt and the location of the raisin bread, he has a brilliant idea.
"I'd like some raisin bread, please," he says with a smile.
The shop assistant nods and climbs up a ladder to reach the raisin bread located on the very top shelf.
The man standing almost directly beneath her is provided with an excellent view, just as he thought.
When she descends the ladder, he decides that he had better have two loaves.
As the shop assistant retrieves the second loaf of bread, one of the other male customers notices what's going on, waits until she is back down and then requests his own loaf of raisin bread.
Now she is irritated and wonders why there is this unusual interest in the raisin bread.
Atop the ladder one more time, she looks down and glares at the men standing below. She notices an elderly man standing among the crowd. Thinking that she can save herself another trip, she yells at the elderly man, "Is it raisin for you too?"
"No," he stammers, "But it's quiverin' a little."
One day a man enters the store, glances at the shop assistant and at the loaves of bread behind the counter.
Noticing her short skirt and the location of the raisin bread, he has a brilliant idea.
"I'd like some raisin bread, please," he says with a smile.
The shop assistant nods and climbs up a ladder to reach the raisin bread located on the very top shelf.
The man standing almost directly beneath her is provided with an excellent view, just as he thought.
When she descends the ladder, he decides that he had better have two loaves.
As the shop assistant retrieves the second loaf of bread, one of the other male customers notices what's going on, waits until she is back down and then requests his own loaf of raisin bread.
Now she is irritated and wonders why there is this unusual interest in the raisin bread.
Atop the ladder one more time, she looks down and glares at the men standing below. She notices an elderly man standing among the crowd. Thinking that she can save herself another trip, she yells at the elderly man, "Is it raisin for you too?"
"No," he stammers, "But it's quiverin' a little."
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