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Say it ain't so!

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Post by Playaboy Sun Feb 23, 2014 10:58 am

Axixic wrote:An elderly man and woman lived in the same nursing home. The elderly man liked the elderly woman very much and one day suggested that they sit together outside on a bench. They sat there every day for about 3 weeks and, finally, the elderly man builds up enough nerve to ask the woman if she would hold his penis.

"All you have to do is hold it, that's all," he said. The woman agrees to it. They sat on the bench every day for about 2 more weeks with her holding his penis every time.

One day the elderly woman walks outside and he's not on the bench. Fearing the worst she goes to look for him and finds him at another bench with another woman holding his penis.

Furious she confronts him - "What does SHE have that I don't have?" She demands.

The elderly man smiles and says: "Parkinsons".

This is the DILDO thread. Isn't that funny enough? All I wanted to do is stir the pot a little, add a little levity and humor. If you can't laugh at Chris Rock than ??????Now I am getting psychologically analyzed by someone I have never met. Loosen up a little and smile.

Axixic gets it, thanks for that joke.

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Post by simpsca Sun Feb 23, 2014 10:58 am

Axixic wrote:An elderly man and woman lived in the same nursing home. The elderly man liked the elderly woman very much and one day suggested that they sit together outside on a bench. They sat there every day for about 3 weeks and, finally, the elderly man builds up enough nerve to ask the woman if she would hold his penis.

"All you have to do is hold it, that's all," he said. The woman agrees to it. They sat on the bench every day for about 2 more weeks with her holding his penis every time.

One day the elderly woman walks outside and he's not on the bench. Fearing the worst she goes to look for him and finds him at another bench with another woman holding his penis.

Furious she confronts him - "What does SHE have that I don't have?" She demands.

The elderly man smiles and says: "Parkinsons".

Have you heard that the biggest increase in STDs is in the senior living homes? So there must be some old guys out there who know how to park.
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Post by gringal Sun Feb 23, 2014 11:16 am

The entire world has changed in radical ways since 1955, and most people have changed with it in their attitudes towards the opposite sex. Some people got a bit carried away with the protests and the strident language; the push for gender equality and the desire to "have it all". That's very hard to do, and many fail; losing in one area what they gained in another. Worst of all, some people became embittered and it hurts their quality of life in the present.
Damn shame.

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Post by joyfull Sun Feb 23, 2014 4:10 pm

coffeeguy wrote:I don't know about the underwear store RoofBob, but the "Dildorea" on 16th de Septiembre right around the corner from Piano Roja is for real. I keep meaning to take photos of its offerings to post on TOB in the thread where they all get their knickers in a knot over "racy" graffiti in the skateboard park.  Very Happy 
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Post by joyfull Sun Feb 23, 2014 4:12 pm

gringal wrote:Well said, Lady O.
I would imagine that expat women in their 60's and 70's who are not gender-neutral would be more interested in vibrators than dildos, n'est pas? Rolling Eyes
maybe they are vibrating dildos  razberry 
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Post by Jim W Sun Feb 23, 2014 4:41 pm

joyfull wrote:
gringal wrote:Well said, Lady O.
I would imagine that expat women in their 60's and 70's who are not gender-neutral would be more interested in vibrators than dildos, n'est pas? Rolling Eyes
maybe they are vibrating dildos  razberry 


I heard that to, Joyful.....apparently one of the 60 or 70 somethings got the vibrating dildo stuck and made an emergency appointment @ Ajijic Hospital clinic to have it removed. When advised of the substantial cost for removal, asked the Doctor if he could just replace the batteries?! Say it ain't so! - Page 3 87465 
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Post by Pescador Mon Feb 24, 2014 7:11 am

THIS  razberry razberry razberry razberry Will beat one of those EVERYTIME!  lol!

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Post by Jim W Mon Feb 24, 2014 7:42 am

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Post by Mainecoons Mon Feb 24, 2014 8:06 am

Alright, if you people are going to be crude. . .

An old guy and gal in the nursing home started talking and got friendly. After a while they took walks together and would sit on a bench by the lake. Finally, the old guy asked the old gal to hold his thingy. After a few more requests, she agreed and so they did that when they sat on the park bench.

One day, she looks for him and is told he has gone walking with another. She goes to the park bench and there he is getting his thingy held by another old lady. Later, very angry, she confronts him and asks what that old lady has over her?

He answers---Parkinsons.

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Post by casi nada Mon Feb 24, 2014 8:39 am

Mainecoons wrote:Alright, if you people are going to be crude. . .

An old guy and gal in the nursing home started talking and got friendly.  After a while they took walks together and would sit on a bench by the lake.  Finally, the old guy asked the old gal to hold his thingy.  After a few more requests, she agreed and so they did that when they sat on the park bench.

One day, she looks for him and is told he has gone walking with another.  She goes to the park bench and there he is getting his thingy held by another old lady.  Later, very angry, she confronts him and asks what that old lady has over her?

He answers---Parkinsons.


Repeating jokes that were told about 10 posts ago in the same thread is not a sign of originality.

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Post by viajero Mon Feb 24, 2014 8:49 am

casi nada wrote:

Repeating jokes that were told about 10 posts ago in the same thread is not a sign of originality.
But it is a sign of something.

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Post by Axixic Mon Feb 24, 2014 8:55 am

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Post by Smartalex Mon Feb 24, 2014 9:00 am

viajero wrote:
casi nada wrote:

Repeating jokes that were told about 10 posts ago in the same thread is not a sign of originality.
But it is a sign of something.

Alzheimer's?
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Post by gringal Mon Feb 24, 2014 9:03 am

Pescador wrote:THIS  razberry razberry razberry razberry Will beat one of those EVERYTIME!  lol!

Only for highly flexible contortionists could this be a solo act!
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Post by Mainecoons Mon Feb 24, 2014 9:38 am

Senilty. I forgot where I saw it.

No Parkinsons though. At least not yet.

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Post by slainte39 Mon Feb 24, 2014 10:58 am

Mainecoons wrote:Senilty.  I forgot where I saw it.

No Parkinsons though.  At least not yet.

 Blackeye 

At least, you didn't forget "it"....semisenility.

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Post by Mainecoons Mon Feb 24, 2014 11:08 am

OK, semi is better!  Beer 
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Post by solajijic Mon Feb 24, 2014 11:10 am

Its a sign he only hears himself.

Gringal I like what you said.


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Post by borderreiver Tue Feb 25, 2014 12:25 am

For six weeks I walked past that store everyday. I saw the sign. No clue registered. My abysmal Spanish/cross reference techniques - zilch. I lumped it into the other places on the street. My wife will be howling with mirth at this one. She didn't clue in and she "shops". We would have had a hoot - damn. It's gotta be the sign - couldn't they just strap a giant sexual device to the outside wall? Their sign is sorta warm brown on cream, alluring in itself, but advertising wise, not so much. Maybe a float in the next "chili cook off parade." We'd be up (never mind - very interested) for that.
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Post by Zedinmexico Tue Feb 25, 2014 9:20 am

Lady Otter Latté wrote:
Besides fake penises  (peni?) and red hot candies, what other items make this place fun?

Just go it is a nice interesting store. I saw many other interesting things. The Mexicans just laughed when I mentioned the store to them.

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Post by CanuckBob Tue Feb 25, 2014 11:42 am

Heck, I saw Pedro in there the other day getting some new "riding chaps".......jajajajaja.
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Post by espíritu del lago Tue Feb 25, 2014 12:04 pm

I wonder if they have weed eater attachments?  Say it ain't so! - Page 3 661816
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Post by viajero Tue Feb 25, 2014 1:06 pm

CanuckBob wrote:Heck, I saw Pedro in there the other day getting some new "riding chaps".......jajajajaja.
Snork!

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Post by Pedro Tue Feb 25, 2014 1:37 pm

thanks bob but as you can see my riding pants are just fine. i was actually in there checking the merkins and the whips and chains.-SNORK!
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Post by Mainecoons Tue Feb 25, 2014 8:47 pm

CanuckBob wrote:Heck, I saw Pedro in there the other day getting some new "riding chaps".......jajajajaja.

Sounds like one could definitely get "chapped" in there.

LOL

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Post by Jim W Tue Feb 25, 2014 9:05 pm

OMG, a 70 something, trying to grind with a teenager, on stage, probably like trying to drown a marshmallow in a cup of hot chocolate .....LMAO Very Happy
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