Say it ain't so!
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Come on, this is just the dildo thread
Axixic wrote:An elderly man and woman lived in the same nursing home. The elderly man liked the elderly woman very much and one day suggested that they sit together outside on a bench. They sat there every day for about 3 weeks and, finally, the elderly man builds up enough nerve to ask the woman if she would hold his penis.
"All you have to do is hold it, that's all," he said. The woman agrees to it. They sat on the bench every day for about 2 more weeks with her holding his penis every time.
One day the elderly woman walks outside and he's not on the bench. Fearing the worst she goes to look for him and finds him at another bench with another woman holding his penis.
Furious she confronts him - "What does SHE have that I don't have?" She demands.
The elderly man smiles and says: "Parkinsons".
This is the DILDO thread. Isn't that funny enough? All I wanted to do is stir the pot a little, add a little levity and humor. If you can't laugh at Chris Rock than ??????Now I am getting psychologically analyzed by someone I have never met. Loosen up a little and smile.
Axixic gets it, thanks for that joke.
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Axixic wrote:An elderly man and woman lived in the same nursing home. The elderly man liked the elderly woman very much and one day suggested that they sit together outside on a bench. They sat there every day for about 3 weeks and, finally, the elderly man builds up enough nerve to ask the woman if she would hold his penis.
"All you have to do is hold it, that's all," he said. The woman agrees to it. They sat on the bench every day for about 2 more weeks with her holding his penis every time.
One day the elderly woman walks outside and he's not on the bench. Fearing the worst she goes to look for him and finds him at another bench with another woman holding his penis.
Furious she confronts him - "What does SHE have that I don't have?" She demands.
The elderly man smiles and says: "Parkinsons".
Have you heard that the biggest increase in STDs is in the senior living homes? So there must be some old guys out there who know how to park.
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The entire world has changed in radical ways since 1955, and most people have changed with it in their attitudes towards the opposite sex. Some people got a bit carried away with the protests and the strident language; the push for gender equality and the desire to "have it all". That's very hard to do, and many fail; losing in one area what they gained in another. Worst of all, some people became embittered and it hurts their quality of life in the present.
Damn shame.
Damn shame.
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likecoffeeguy wrote:I don't know about the underwear store RoofBob, but the "Dildorea" on 16th de Septiembre right around the corner from Piano Roja is for real. I keep meaning to take photos of its offerings to post on TOB in the thread where they all get their knickers in a knot over "racy" graffiti in the skateboard park.
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maybe they are vibrating dildosgringal wrote:Well said, Lady O.
I would imagine that expat women in their 60's and 70's who are not gender-neutral would be more interested in vibrators than dildos, n'est pas?
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joyfull wrote:maybe they are vibrating dildosgringal wrote:Well said, Lady O.
I would imagine that expat women in their 60's and 70's who are not gender-neutral would be more interested in vibrators than dildos, n'est pas?
I heard that to, Joyful.....apparently one of the 60 or 70 somethings got the vibrating dildo stuck and made an emergency appointment @ Ajijic Hospital clinic to have it removed. When advised of the substantial cost for removal, asked the Doctor if he could just replace the batteries?!
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THIS Will beat one of those EVERYTIME!
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Alright, if you people are going to be crude. . .
An old guy and gal in the nursing home started talking and got friendly. After a while they took walks together and would sit on a bench by the lake. Finally, the old guy asked the old gal to hold his thingy. After a few more requests, she agreed and so they did that when they sat on the park bench.
One day, she looks for him and is told he has gone walking with another. She goes to the park bench and there he is getting his thingy held by another old lady. Later, very angry, she confronts him and asks what that old lady has over her?
He answers---Parkinsons.
An old guy and gal in the nursing home started talking and got friendly. After a while they took walks together and would sit on a bench by the lake. Finally, the old guy asked the old gal to hold his thingy. After a few more requests, she agreed and so they did that when they sat on the park bench.
One day, she looks for him and is told he has gone walking with another. She goes to the park bench and there he is getting his thingy held by another old lady. Later, very angry, she confronts him and asks what that old lady has over her?
He answers---Parkinsons.
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Mainecoons wrote:Alright, if you people are going to be crude. . .
An old guy and gal in the nursing home started talking and got friendly. After a while they took walks together and would sit on a bench by the lake. Finally, the old guy asked the old gal to hold his thingy. After a few more requests, she agreed and so they did that when they sat on the park bench.
One day, she looks for him and is told he has gone walking with another. She goes to the park bench and there he is getting his thingy held by another old lady. Later, very angry, she confronts him and asks what that old lady has over her?
He answers---Parkinsons.
Repeating jokes that were told about 10 posts ago in the same thread is not a sign of originality.
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But it is a sign of something.casi nada wrote:
Repeating jokes that were told about 10 posts ago in the same thread is not a sign of originality.
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viajero wrote:But it is a sign of something.casi nada wrote:
Repeating jokes that were told about 10 posts ago in the same thread is not a sign of originality.
Alzheimer's?
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Pescador wrote:THIS Will beat one of those EVERYTIME!
Only for highly flexible contortionists could this be a solo act!
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Senilty. I forgot where I saw it.
No Parkinsons though. At least not yet.
No Parkinsons though. At least not yet.
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Mainecoons wrote:Senilty. I forgot where I saw it.
No Parkinsons though. At least not yet.
At least, you didn't forget "it"....semisenility.
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OK, semi is better!
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Its a sign he only hears himself.
Gringal I like what you said.
Gringal I like what you said.
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For six weeks I walked past that store everyday. I saw the sign. No clue registered. My abysmal Spanish/cross reference techniques - zilch. I lumped it into the other places on the street. My wife will be howling with mirth at this one. She didn't clue in and she "shops". We would have had a hoot - damn. It's gotta be the sign - couldn't they just strap a giant sexual device to the outside wall? Their sign is sorta warm brown on cream, alluring in itself, but advertising wise, not so much. Maybe a float in the next "chili cook off parade." We'd be up (never mind - very interested) for that.
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Lady Otter Latté wrote:
Besides fake penises (peni?) and red hot candies, what other items make this place fun?
Just go it is a nice interesting store. I saw many other interesting things. The Mexicans just laughed when I mentioned the store to them.
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Heck, I saw Pedro in there the other day getting some new "riding chaps".......jajajajaja.
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I wonder if they have weed eater attachments?
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Snork!CanuckBob wrote:Heck, I saw Pedro in there the other day getting some new "riding chaps".......jajajajaja.
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thanks bob but as you can see my riding pants are just fine. i was actually in there checking the merkins and the whips and chains.-SNORK!
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CanuckBob wrote:Heck, I saw Pedro in there the other day getting some new "riding chaps".......jajajajaja.
Sounds like one could definitely get "chapped" in there.
LOL
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OMG, a 70 something, trying to grind with a teenager, on stage, probably like trying to drown a marshmallow in a cup of hot chocolate .....LMAO
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