Say it ain't so!

A snippet from a friends e-mail:

"We now have a Men's Special underwear shop on the Carretera on the mountain side next to Chali's at the corner of Marcos Castellano. Apparently last week they had live models, like the "paint girls" in front of the store dancing in their jockstraps, but alas we missed it. Special ladies undies are coming soon! And the name of this establishment is "The Blue Unicorn".....go figure!"

And from what I hear there is a dildo store next to the Red Piano.

If these things are true I am way past appalled.

Don't know about the undies but the dildo store is real.

I don't know about the underwear store RoofBob, but the "Dildorea" on 16th de Septiembre right around the corner from Piano Roja is for real. I keep meaning to take photos of its offerings to post on TOB in the thread where they all get their knickers in a knot over "racy" graffiti in the skateboard park.   

Axixic wrote:Don't know about the undies but the dildo store is real.

The "Dildoria" next door to the Red Piano.  What next in our quaint little third world fishing village?  

RoofBob wrote:

And from what I hear there is a dildo store next to the Red Piano.

 

Well,you know what Twain said about candles and candlesticks in Letters From the Earth.
Maybe the owners looked at the Lakeside demographics and decided they could fill a need,so to speak.

Damn, I miss all the good stuff!

Holy crap. Dildoreas (?), men running around without shirts and dancing on the sidewalk in jockstraps? And, it is not even Fat Tuesday. I am glad I live in Chapala.

HMMMM Only reason I can think of to move to Ajijc  

Hey the Dildorea (sp) sell red hots  candy and is actually an interesting store if you leave your puritanical side at the door. He has much more than Dildos.  Check it out it was fun!  

Z

Besides fake penises (peni?) and red hot candies, what other items make this place fun?

I heard the owner is an expat lady.

Lady Otter Latté wrote:
Besides fake penises  (peni?) and red hot candies, what other items make this place fun?

in case you have forgotten,- -never mind-zzzzz

Actually, dildos are gender neutral, and I heard that the owner may be also, but that´s another story. I heard most of the customers are expat women in their 60s and 70s which says a lot about expat men in their 60s and 70s. I thought Viagra was supposed to take care of that? Oh wait, just because you can start a car does not mean you know how to drive it.

 

Well said, Lady O.
I would imagine that expat women in their 60's and 70's who are not gender-neutral would be more interested in vibrators than dildos, n'est pas? 

Lady Otter Latté wrote:Actually, dildos are gender neutral, and I heard that the owner may be also, but that´s another story. I heard most of the customers are expat women in their 60s and 70s which says a lot about expat men in their 60s and 70s. I thought Viagra was supposed to take care of that? Oh wait, just because you can start a car does not mean you know how to drive it.

it's quite easy to park a car in a garage-no?

That is why the dildorea is doing such a great business. Too many old guys just parking it in the garage thinking the garage is happy with that.

Oh, L. O. L., you've got me LOL!!

Ah, but it's not the quality of the car. It's how you drive it.   

And you are one with what you drive!

mattoleriver wrote:

beauty! just given-'er, eh! what else can ya do besides park when the garage is that size.

(This is drifting out of PG13 about now.)
How about skillful driving around the perimeters?

gringal wrote:(This is drifting out of PG13 about now.)
How about skillful driving around the perimeters?

bumper cars come to mind. do they have those at carnaval?