Say it ain't so!

gringal wrote:(This is drifting out of PG13 about now.)
How about skillful driving around the perimeters?

bumper cars come to mind. do they have those at carnaval?

Surprisingly the Dildoria has a great selection of pillar candles. Very well manufactured hiding cans of peanut butter, Pepsi, and other things and the cans are weighted so that they feel real if lifted. A selection of cards with some racy some not quite as racy. Oils, lotions, some liquid you snif that makes your eyes water and the hair on your face stand straight up and of course various pipes etc...

Owned by two Canadian men from Toronto who own a chain of real s-x stores there. They say business is good.

Lady Otter Latté wrote:Actually, dildos are gender neutral, and I heard that the owner may be also, but that´s another story. I heard most of the customers are expat women in their 60s and 70s which says a lot about expat men in their 60s and 70s. I thought Viagra was supposed to take care of that? Oh wait, just because you can start a car does not mean you know how to drive it.

This gets my vote for the finest piece of comedic writing (and truth telling) on these forums in a very long while. Bravo!

 

Lady Otter Latté wrote:Actually, dildos are gender neutral, and I heard that the owner may be also, but that´s another story. I heard most of the customers are expat women in their 60s and 70s which says a lot about expat men in their 60s and 70s. I thought Viagra was supposed to take care of that? Oh wait, just because you can start a car does not mean you know how to drive it.

This is not directed at you personally Lady, just your post.

As a single man in his 50's, I find most of the 60 and 70 year old women living lakeside, should lose the attitude.  if you are not attractive mentally and physically, it won't matter how much viagra you take.  

So enjoy being solo with your battery powered friend.  

Viva Latina's    

Playaboy wrote:

Lady Otter Latté wrote:Actually, dildos are gender neutral, and I heard that the owner may be also, but that´s another story. I heard most of the customers are expat women in their 60s and 70s which says a lot about expat men in their 60s and 70s. I thought Viagra was supposed to take care of that? Oh wait, just because you can start a car does not mean you know how to drive it.

This is not directed at you personally Lady, just your post.

As a single man in his 50's, I find most of the 60 and 70 year old women living lakeside, should lose the attitude.  if you are not attractive mentally and physically, it won't matter how much viagra you take.  

So enjoy being solo with your battery powered friend.  

Viva Latina's    

Well this should be interesting....

As long as you have enough money, young and attractive people will be attracted to you. Luckily, in Mexico you need a lot less money to be attractive. Even old, overweight women find handsome young Mexican men who find them irresistible. They do not need to flatter the egos of semi-flaccid old men. After 50, more men need a woman than women need men. Except for the men who want and need other men. That would include some men down here who are on the down low as they have been all of their lives. There is plenty of sex to be had by anyone who wants it, on any terms they want it--free or paid for, committed or not, straight, gay or bi. It is not the big deal some of you still seem to think it is.

Why would a young Mexican man want an older fat lady? For money? Why not a younger girl their own age? I heard that store was owned by a gay man and a women. I have not seen it.

Why would a beautiful, young Mexican woman want an old, wrinkled, white man? Why not a younger man her own age? Oh, wait, I know--because the old guy is irresistible, a veritable sex machine--just ask him. She just can´t get enough of him. And, she would be with him if he was flat, busted broke because she loves him so much. Yeah. Like that.

Lady Otter Latté wrote:After 50, more men need a woman than women need men.  

After 50 what's, minutes, hours, or times?   

Lady Otter Latté wrote:As long as you have enough money, young and attractive people will be attracted to you. Luckily, in Mexico you need a lot less money to be attractive. Even old, overweight women find handsome young Mexican men who find them irresistible. They do not need to flatter the egos of semi-flaccid old men. After 50, more men need a woman than women need men. Except for the men who want and need other men. That would include some men down here who are on the down low as they have been all of their lives. There is plenty of sex to be had by anyone who wants it, on any terms they want it--free or paid for, committed or not, straight, gay or bi. It is not the big deal some of you still seem to think it is.

as playaboy pointed out some elderly NOB women have a personality which is unappealing to anyone. it ain't just looks-eh!
i put it to you, that those of us that are comfortable with ourselves don't "need' but "have" successful relationships.

Excuse me: have you ever met some of the cranky, mean, bullying, old MEN down here? Talk about unappealing.

The American women who burned their bra's in the 60's, fought for equality in the 70's, became the man haters of the 80's, continuing those thoughts to today.  These ladies are never happy.

Fat? Bald? Flaccid?  I would never talk about the T&A's of women in their 60's and 70's, because there is not much positive one can say.  That is what happens as we all get older.  

From the great American philosopher, Chris Rock (STRONG LANGUAGE)

"The difference between men and women"



"Love"




It is not about getting younger women.  I have dated Mexican grandmothers.  It is all about a women's attitude.  Latina's didn't develop that "Man Hater" all men suck attitude.  Latina's don't want to wear the "pants" in the family, they like wearing the "dress" and being a women and feminine.
 

It's women's attitudes that will keep them alone.  Good thing they have lots of batteries for sale at the tiangus.

Lady Otter Latté wrote:Excuse me: have you ever met some of the cranky, mean, bullying, old MEN down here? Talk about unappealing.

off course i have and also WOMEN. that personality type ain't gender specific,now is it.

No, Pedro. It is not. Just wanted to be sure you realized that.
Playaboy, you have a most interesting view of women which I will not even attempt to dissect. It goes back too far and is set too deep. I am happy you have found the kind of relationships you are able to have with women who meet your uncomplicated needs.

The biggest reason there are mean cranky old men is because of the mean cranky old women they have to deal with LOL!

I don't know where those nasty, bitter, man hating wimmen are hiding.  I don't meet many, or they are hiding their awful.   Playaboy seems to have found them, though.  But thanks for the Chris Rock.  He's got some truths between his "sh...ts" and "f...ks."    
  

Pedro is absolutely right that "those of us that are comfortable with ourselves don't "need' but "have" successful relationships."

I've heard that an older man's best bet in finding a lady is to look for a widow who's had a happy marriage, 'cause she knows how it ought to work.

Lady Otter Latté wrote:No, Pedro. It is not. Just wanted to be sure you realized that.
Playaboy, you have a most interesting view of women which I will not even attempt to dissect. It goes back too far and is set too deep. I am happy you have found the kind of relationships you are able to have with women who meet your uncomplicated needs.

as is your view of men,especially the elderly, which is not hard to dissect,since you so readily present your opinions of us on numerous occasions.

Who was it who said about older men:  "It's okay if there's snow on the roof if there's still fire in the chimney".  Let's hear it for the fine old guys around!!   By the time they've got some years on them, they've also got enough sense to appreciate the fine old ladies.
 

my wife is 63 and i call her my jailbait because she is so young-jiji!

An elderly man and woman lived in the same nursing home. The elderly man liked the elderly woman very much and one day suggested that they sit together outside on a bench. They sat there every day for about 3 weeks and, finally, the elderly man builds up enough nerve to ask the woman if she would hold his penis.

"All you have to do is hold it, that's all," he said. The woman agrees to it. They sat on the bench every day for about 2 more weeks with her holding his penis every time.

One day the elderly woman walks outside and he's not on the bench. Fearing the worst she goes to look for him and finds him at another bench with another woman holding his penis.

Furious she confronts him - "What does SHE have that I don't have?" She demands.

The elderly man smiles and says: "Parkinsons".

 

As we get older, I think we all just become more of who we have always been. Fine old men were once fine young men. They have always enjoyed the company of women--even the ones they were not screwing. They are not intimidated by women and do not need them to wear dresses or do other things to act out his personal vision of what "feminine" is--one he developed around 1955. A couple of my best friends are these fine older men we are talking about.

Lady Otter Latté wrote:As we get older, I think we all just become more of who we have always been. Fine old men were once fine young men. They have always enjoyed the company of women--even the ones they were not screwing. They are not intimidated by women and do not need them to wear dresses or do other things to act out his personal vision of what "feminine" is--one he developed around 1955. A couple of my best friends are these fine older men we are talking about.

when one is fixated on a word like "need" in describing the opposite sex, i must wonder why the "projection". is that a develop"mental" issue?  by the way-i would think that playaboy being born only 50 odd years ago was not even around in 1955. and what attitude did you develop in 1955?
by the way- my wife looks great in a mini skirt and or tight jeans and yes i still drool when i look at her. her looks are feminine and her brain is humanen which makes her very appealing.

solajijic wrote:Surprisingly the Dildoria has a great selection of pillar candles.  Very well manufactured hiding cans of peanut butter, Pepsi, and other things  and the cans are weighted so that they feel real if lifted.  A selection of cards with some racy some not quite as racy.  Oils, lotions, some liquid you snif that makes your eyes water and the hair on your face stand straight up and of course various pipes etc...

Owned by two Canadian men from Toronto who own a chain of real s-x stores there.  They say business is good.

Thanks Sola I'll be visiting the store - it's peeked my curiosity now. Candles, dildoes, hiding cans, something for everyone!

Axixic wrote:An elderly man and woman lived in the same nursing home. The elderly man liked the elderly woman very much and one day suggested that they sit together outside on a bench. They sat there every day for about 3 weeks and, finally, the elderly man builds up enough nerve to ask the woman if she would hold his penis.

"All you have to do is hold it, that's all," he said. The woman agrees to it. They sat on the bench every day for about 2 more weeks with her holding his penis every time.

One day the elderly woman walks outside and he's not on the bench. Fearing the worst she goes to look for him and finds him at another bench with another woman holding his penis.

Furious she confronts him - "What does SHE have that I don't have?" She demands.

The elderly man smiles and says: "Parkinsons".

This is the DILDO thread. Isn't that funny enough? All I wanted to do is stir the pot a little, add a little levity and humor. If you can't laugh at Chris Rock than ??????Now I am getting psychologically analyzed by someone I have never met. Loosen up a little and smile.

Axixic gets it, thanks for that joke.