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Post by Jim W on Thu Aug 15, 2013 5:36 pm

> Still laughing~~
>
>
>
> > An airplane was about to crash; there were 5 passengers on board, but
> > only
> > 4 parachutes. The first passenger, Holly Madison said, "I have my own
> > reality show and I am the smartest and prettiest woman at Playboy, so
> > Americans
> > don't want me to die." She took the first pack and jumped out of the
> > plane. The second passenger, John McCain, said, "I'm a Senator, and a
> > decorated
> > war hero from an elite Navy unit from the United States of America ." So
> > he
> > grabbed the second pack and jumped. The third passenger, Barack Obama
> > said, "I am the President of the United States and I am the smartest ever
> > in
> > the history of our country, some even call me the 'Anointed One.'" So he
> > grabbed the pack next to him and jumped out. The fourth passenger, Billy
> > Graham
> > said to the fifth passenger, a 10-year-old schoolgirl, "I have lived a
> > full life and served my God the best I could. I will sacrifice my life
> > and let
> > you have the last parachute." The little girl said, "That's okay, Mr.
> > Graham. There's a parachute left for you. America 's smartest President
> > took my
> > schoolbag."
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Post by hockables on Thu Aug 15, 2013 9:11 pm


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Post by hockables on Thu Aug 15, 2013 10:58 pm

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Post by hockables on Thu Aug 15, 2013 11:26 pm

At any given moment:

FACT: 79,000,000 people are having sex -Shocked  right now.
FACT: 58,000,000 are kissing.
FACT: 37,000,000 are relaxing after having sex. Beer 
FACT: 58 old folks are read'n this web board. Rolling Eyes 


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Post by hockables on Thu Aug 15, 2013 11:31 pm

One good thing about Pedophiles....

At least They Don't Speed Thru School Zones!!

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Post by Lady Otter Latté on Thu Aug 15, 2013 11:42 pm

Hocks is on a roll tonight!

Beer 
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