Ted Nugent on the joys of deer hunting

Ted Nugent was being interviewed by a French journalist and animal rights activist. The discussion came around to deer hunting. The journalist asked, "What do you think is the last thought in the head of a deer before you shoot him? Is it, 'Are you my friend?' or is it 'Are you the one that killed my brother?' "

Nugent replied, "Deer aren't capable of that kind of thinking. All they care about is, 'What am I going to eat next, who am I going to screw next, and can I run fast enough to get away. They are very much like the French.' "

Ted Nugent is an a$$hole.

Indeed he is but the joke is still twisted fun (and I love the French!).

This one from the same source is much funnier and not nearly as tasteless:

From my wife:

Men are like ceramic tiles, lay them right the first time and you can walk on them forever.