The Perfect Comedic Foil
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The Perfect Comedic Foil
You know, John, that I, The Dawg,among few others, appreciate your wry sense of humor to say nothing of your extraordinary and contradictory station in life. Let´s see if I can define your presumptious thereupon:
A Gay Politically Conservative Republican Gadabout with Nazi leanings endlessly intellectually fertilized by argumentative discourse and inclined toward onanistic, self-induced verbal orgasims. I see this in you because we are birds of a feather.
Well, as it happens, Dawg is not gay but only because the other person having proven important to my self-esteem over time is female. Pure coincience.
A Gay Politically Conservative Republican Gadabout with Nazi leanings endlessly intellectually fertilized by argumentative discourse and inclined toward onanistic, self-induced verbal orgasims. I see this in you because we are birds of a feather.
Well, as it happens, Dawg is not gay but only because the other person having proven important to my self-esteem over time is female. Pure coincience.
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Geez, I'm tryin' to take a vacation from John and here he is again. You, Dawg, I find entertaining and, at least, you tuck your tail and admit when you're wrong. Most of your posts poke fun at yourself.
You guys are as different as chalk and cheese IMHO but, if you want to claim kinship, that is your perogative...but you're being a glutton for punishment.
You guys are as different as chalk and cheese IMHO but, if you want to claim kinship, that is your perogative...but you're being a glutton for punishment.
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[quote="ferret"]Geez, I'm tryin' to take a vacation from John and here he is again. You, Dawg, I find entertaining and, at least, you tuck your tail and admit when you're wrong. Most of your posts poke fun at yourself.
You guys are as different as chalk and cheese IMHO but, if you want to claim kinship, that is your perogative...but you're being a glutton for punishment.
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Now, come on, Ferret. Surely you know I was jesting. OK; you were shining me on. I am so naive.
If Dawg were in charge of any group of immigration functionaries on the planet, John would be stuck forever on Mars where he belongs.
You guys are as different as chalk and cheese IMHO but, if you want to claim kinship, that is your perogative...but you're being a glutton for punishment.
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Now, come on, Ferret. Surely you know I was jesting. OK; you were shining me on. I am so naive.
If Dawg were in charge of any group of immigration functionaries on the planet, John would be stuck forever on Mars where he belongs.
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hound dog wrote:You know, John, that I, The Dawg,among few others, appreciate your wry sense of humor to say nothing of your extraordinary and contradictory station in life. Let´s see if I can define your presumptious thereupon:
A Gay Politically Conservative Republican Gadabout with Nazi leanings endlessly intellectually fertilized by argumentative discourse and inclined toward onanistic, self-induced verbal orgasims. I see this in you because we are birds of a feather.
Well, as it happens, Dawg is not gay but only because the other person having proven important to my self-esteem over time is female. Pure coincience.
OMG!!! Another post about me. I'm becoming too popular at Lakeside and on my Birthday too! LOL.
That's all I'll say, except that I enjoy your posts Dawg.
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Thank you, John. At 71, i hate birthdays as they are the precursors of certain worm food adventures just down the line. However, as long as we are cognizant of them, there is hope that we may be around for another.
Happy birthday and may you have a few more even if just to continue in your quest to piss off as many as possible..
Happy birthday and may you have a few more even if just to continue in your quest to piss off as many as possible..
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You know, John, that I, The Dawg,among few others, appreciate your wry sense of humor to say nothing of your extraordinary and contradictory station in life. Let´s see if I can define your presumptious thereupon:
A Gay Politically Conservative Republican Gadabout with Nazi leanings endlessly intellectually fertilized by argumentative discourse and inclined toward onanistic, self-induced verbal orgasims.
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snork.... them road skolar fellas with their read'n & right'n ... snork...
Snork.... Dawg... U write purtier than a $10.00 whore.... snork....
A Gay Politically Conservative Republican Gadabout with Nazi leanings endlessly intellectually fertilized by argumentative discourse and inclined toward onanistic, self-induced verbal orgasims.
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snork.... them road skolar fellas with their read'n & right'n ... snork...
Snork.... Dawg... U write purtier than a $10.00 whore.... snork....
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[quote="hockables"]You know, John, that I, The Dawg,among few others, appreciate your wry sense of humor to say nothing of your extraordinary and contradictory station in life. Let´s see if I can define your presumptious thereupon:
A Gay Politically Conservative Republican Gadabout with Nazi leanings endlessly intellectually fertilized by argumentative discourse and inclined toward onanistic, self-induced verbal orgasims.
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snork.... them road skolar fellas with their read'n & right'n ... snork...
Snork.... Dawg... U write purtier than a $10.00 whore.... snork....
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I am complimented, Hox even though I misspelled "orgasms" Mama told me that I was the equivalent of a turd floating on Bon Secour Bay but I always took that as having been a verbal acclamation of her demonstrable distate for me as one having been ejected from her body against her better judgment having, in the process, awakened her at 4:00AM for no párticular purpose other than entrance upon the planet
A Gay Politically Conservative Republican Gadabout with Nazi leanings endlessly intellectually fertilized by argumentative discourse and inclined toward onanistic, self-induced verbal orgasims.
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snork.... them road skolar fellas with their read'n & right'n ... snork...
Snork.... Dawg... U write purtier than a $10.00 whore.... snork....
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I am complimented, Hox even though I misspelled "orgasms" Mama told me that I was the equivalent of a turd floating on Bon Secour Bay but I always took that as having been a verbal acclamation of her demonstrable distate for me as one having been ejected from her body against her better judgment having, in the process, awakened her at 4:00AM for no párticular purpose other than entrance upon the planet
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I'm surprised Dawg that, having lived with La Belle Femme Brigitte for so long, you didn't call it La Petite Mort. :)
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ferret wrote:I'm surprised Dawg that, having lived with La Belle Femme Brigitte for so long, you didn't call it La Petite Mort. :)
I think that would be more in line with John's vernacular.
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What's all this "SNORKING" going on? OMG is he back?
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If you are referring to ferret - not a chance unless he became a she!
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I was referring to the every lovely Pedro.
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He IS back. But the lovely Ferret is not he.
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What does he call himself now?
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I thought he had his own personal playground over in Chapala.
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Just went over to the "personal playground" and saw his most recent posting on his heart troubles. No comment.
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I don't think anyone wanted to play with him over there.
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Well?....who be he?
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Uncle Jack wrote:Well?....who be he?
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Not my place to say, uj, that's up to him. If he was a real stand up guy he would. . .IF
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No, sneaky is a more apt expression. Oh, well, nothing lost.
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We had to bring it up - he is back to posting on this forum!
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He won't last. He never does.
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Ms Mac, never underestimate the resourcefulness and/or the tenacity of Pedro.
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