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Post by Jim W on Sat Jun 08, 2013 5:50 pm

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The Iranian Ambassador
to the UN had just finished giving a speech and walked out into the lobby of the
convention centre where he was introduced to a U.S. Marine
General.


As they
talked, the Iranian said, "I have just one question about what I have seen in
America."


The General said, "Well, anything I can do
to help?"



The Iranian whispered, "My son
watches this show called Star Trek and in it there is... Kirk who is Canadian,
Chekhov who is Russian, Scotty who is Scottish, Uhura who is black, and Sulu who
is Japanese, but there are NO Muslims. My son is very upset and doesn't
understand why there aren't any Iranians, Iraqis, Afghans, Egyptians,
Palestinians, Saudis, Syrians, or Pakistanis on Star Trek."

The General
laughed, leaned toward the Iranian Ambassador, and whispered in his ear, "That's
because it takes place in the future..."



SEMPER FI!

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