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by Jim W Sat Feb 09, 2013 2:37 pm
My wife packed my bags and said "GET OUT!!!". As I walked out the front door,
she screamed, "I wish you a slow and painful death, you bastard!"
"Oh," I replied, "so now you want me to stay!"
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Re: LMAO
by Axixic Sat Feb 09, 2013 3:02 pm
A husband called home and told his wife: "Pack your bags; I just won the lottery."
The wife says: "Great! Do I pack for the beach or for the mountains?"
The husband says: "I don't care just pack and be outta there by the time I get home."
The wife says: "Great! Do I pack for the beach or for the mountains?"
The husband says: "I don't care just pack and be outta there by the time I get home."
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Re: LMAO
by Jim W Sat Feb 09, 2013 3:32 pm
Axixic wrote:A husband called home and told his wife: "Pack your bags; I just won the lottery."
The wife says: "Great! Do I pack for the beach or for the mountains?"
The husband says: "I don't care just pack and be outta there by the time I get home."
LOVE it Axixic.....Ya always gotta one up me!
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