LMAO

My wife packed my bags and said "GET OUT!!!". As I walked out the front door,
she screamed, "I wish you a slow and painful death, you bastard!"
"Oh," I replied, "so now you want me to stay!"

A husband called home and told his wife: "Pack your bags; I just won the lottery."

The wife says: "Great! Do I pack for the beach or for the mountains?"

The husband says: "I don't care just pack and be outta there by the time I get home."

Axixic wrote:A husband called home and told his wife: "Pack your bags; I just won the lottery."

The wife says: "Great! Do I pack for the beach or for the mountains?"

The husband says: "I don't care just pack and be outta there by the time I get home."

LOVE it Axixic.....Ya always gotta one up me!