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Post by johninajijic on Mon Jul 23, 2012 5:55 pm

PLEASE, READ THIS TO THE END. IT IS VERY INTERESTING!!!

Wal-Mart vs. The Morons

1. Americans spend $36,000,000 at Wal-Mart Every hour of every day.

2. This works out to $20,928 profit every minute!

3. Wal-Mart will sell more from January 1 to St. Patrick's Day (March 17th) than Target sells all year.

4. Wal-Mart is bigger than Home Depot + Kroger + Target +Sears + Costco + K-Mart combined.

5. Wal-Mart employs 1.6 million people, is the world's largest private employer, and most speak English.

6. Wal-Mart is the largest company in the history of the world.

7. Wal-Mart now sells more food than Kroger and Safeway combined, and keep in mind they did this in only fifteen years.

8. During this same period, 31 big supermarket chains sought bankruptcy.

9. Wal-Mart now sells more food than any other store in the world.

10. Wal-Mart has approx 3,900 stores in the USA of which 1,906 are Super Centers; this is 1,000 more than it had five years ago.

11. This year 7.2 billion different purchasing experiences will occur at Wal-Mart stores. (Earth's population is approximately 6.5 Billion.)

12. 90% of all Americans live within fifteen miles of a Wal-Mart.

You may think that I am complaining, but I am really laying the ground work for suggesting that MAYBE we should hire the guys who run Wal-Mart to fix the economy.

This should be read and understood by all Americans… Democrats, Republicans, EVERYONE!!

To President Obama and all 535 voting members of the Legislature

It is now official that the majority of you are corrupt morons:

a.. The U.S. Postal Service was established in 1775. You have had 234 years to get it right and it is broke.

b.. Social Security was established in 1935. You have had 74 years to get it right and it is broke.

c.. Fannie Mae was established in 1938. You have had 71 years to get it right and it is broke.

d.. War on Poverty started in 1964. You have had 45 years to get it right;
$1 trillion of our money is confiscated each year and transferred to "the poor" and they only want more.

e.. Medicare and Medicaid were established in 1965. You have had 44 years to get it right and they are broke.

f.. Freddie Mac was established in 1970. You have had 39 years to get it right and it is broke.

g.. The Department of Energy was created in 1977 to lessen our dependence on foreign oil. It has ballooned to 16,000 employees with a budget of $24 billion
a year and we import more oil than ever before. You had 32 years to get it right and it is an abysmal failure.

You have FAILED in every "government service" you have shoved down our throats while overspending our tax dollars.

AND YOU WANT AMERICANS TO BELIEVE YOU CAN BE TRUSTED WITH A GOVERNMENT-RUN HEALTH CARE SYSTEM??

Folks, keep this circulating. It is very well stated. Maybe it will end up in the e-mails of some of our "duly elected' (they never read anything) and their staff will clue them in on how Americans feel.

AND

I know what's wrong. We have lost our minds to "Political Correctness" !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Someone please tell me what the HELL's wrong with all the people that run this country!!!!!!
We're "broke" & can't help our own Seniors, Veterans, Orphans, Homeless etc.,???????????

In the last months we have provided aid to Haiti , Chile , and Turkey ..And now Pakistan ........previous home of bin Laden. Literally, BILLIONS of DOLLARS!!!

Our retired seniors living on a 'fixed income' receive no aid nor do they get any breaks…

AMERICA: a country where we have homeless without shelter, children going to bed hungry, elderly going without 'needed' meds, and mentally ill without treatment -etc, etc.

Imagine if the *GOVERNMENT* gave 'US' the same support they give to other countries. Sad isn't it?

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Post by CheenaGringo on Mon Jul 23, 2012 6:05 pm

Correct placement in jokes!

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Post by David on Mon Jul 23, 2012 6:26 pm

I'm sure that with enough bribes (like they did in Mexico) Walmart could fix anything.
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Post by Rolly on Mon Jul 23, 2012 6:44 pm

John, the king of crapola.
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Post by David on Mon Jul 23, 2012 6:51 pm

Shouldn't King be capitalized?
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Post by Rolly on Mon Jul 23, 2012 6:55 pm

In John's case, NO.
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Post by Grizzy on Mon Jul 23, 2012 7:39 pm

I guess John skipped the part about the huge percentage of walmart employees who are on food stamps due to the poverty level wages they pay.
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Post by johninajijic on Mon Jul 23, 2012 10:04 pm

Grizzy wrote:I guess John skipped the part about the huge percentage of walmart employees who are on food stamps due to the poverty level wages they pay.

Well. I guess that would be like many companies in the US that pay those kinds of wages. How about the 15.1% of people in the US BELOW the poverty line as of 2010.

2011 figures will be released just before the election and an uptick is expected.

The number of people on food stamps has quadrupled in the last 10 years.
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Post by borderreiver on Tue Jul 24, 2012 10:55 pm

Wunnerfull, Wunnerfull WallyMart. Just wish their stock would perform.
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Post by gringal on Wed Jul 25, 2012 10:26 am

Grizzy wrote:I guess John skipped the part about the huge percentage of walmart employees who are on food stamps due to the poverty level wages they pay.

Dang! You said it first. cheers

Now John.....how about giving credit to the sources you quoted? Surely you didn't come up with this all by your lonesome. For a second there, I thought Sundown was back.

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Post by merry on Wed Jul 25, 2012 7:31 pm

gringal wrote:,,,Now John.....how about giving credit to the sources you quoted? Surely you didn't come up with this all by your lonesome. For a second there, I thought Sundown was back.

It's on Lunatic Outpost: http://lunaticoutpost.com/Topic-Wal-Mart-vs-The-Morons

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Post by David on Wed Jul 25, 2012 9:27 pm

I think here it's called Los Arroyos Sur.
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