Looking for love

I seek a slender hot chick, under 40, with papers to visit the US, college degree, own car and good job, no kids or drama and not into drugs. Would be nice if family was rich and owned a liquor store.

Great post! Buena suerte! Let me know if she has a sister.

Intercasa wrote:I seek a slender hot chick, under 40, with papers to visit the US, college degree, own car and good job, no kids or drama and not into drugs. Would be nice if family was rich and owned a liquor store.

send photo of car.

Man's best friend needs lovin too!!

OMGosh, Intercasa! LOL You forgot no wrinkles or stretch marks. Oh ya, real eye brows!

I'm sure you won't get this message because you're busy interviewing.

Actually I took out a girl last night that fits the bill. She will be here tomorrow with her friends who are all single and have it together.

Qualifications? 6 feet tall, blue eyes, 205 lbs, athletic, fun, US passport, car, have a good career but don't need to work, homeowner, good family. A little crazy but alot of fun.

....and humble, too.

What should i have put as far as qualifications? Love to fart and drink beer???

Level of education maybe?

Spencer, if you weigh 205 that means I get to weigh 135. I love your scale! High altitude makes you weigh less too.

You could have at least said handsome, adventurous, hard worker, personable, out going, over achiever, references. Whattdaya think? ;)

Then you weigh 135. I won't hand you any balloons or you may take a journey to space.

I float in the 205 to 210 range depending on food in my system and if clothed. I just weighed myself with clothes on and cell phones, keys, shoes, etc. and weigh 210. I'm not fat, just have a muscular frame and need to get back into my weight lifting routine.

Tell us more about your workout routine!

https://www.facebook.com/KiKU.x?ref=nf#!/photo.php?pid=4840624&id=604421694

Bad angle and sitting. My routine now is nothing, gotta get back into it fast!! Que pena!

Whoo hoo darling. That is why you need a slender girl cause you won't fit on your scooter. lol. I went over it several times in my head yesterday. I'm not skinny but I'm working on it and I will make an appearance somewhere soon to prove it. I'm thnkin, if you weigh the same as Gary, same height and he's athletic(actively so). Then where are you hiding it? Me thinks you have no butt. Of course I don't know and dunt want to find out. I have a butt and thighs...Lord did't give me bird legs but I've some how grown wings :(

True, here in Mexico you can fit 5 people on a scooter, right now mine only fits 4.

LMFAO -- I love the internet!!!!

Here's something else that you can add to qualifications.

Admits when he's wrong. That's a great characteristic!
After all the flack I've given you, you've never insulted or belittled me, (sniff, sniff). I wish a couple of my brothers would have been so kind. It's not easy being the the tallest girl in the class & a bit plump at times....a wreck as a kid lol
one of my best guy friends in jr high told me I'd be a "fox" if I lost a little weight....but I really didn't understand how to get skinny. starving didn't go over very well. Goofy memory.

Thank you, you are very kind.

That was just plain mean, but I have very little self control.

I took a picture getting out of the shower today. It would be XXX rated if I wasn't so fat.

Talk shit to this fattie and make me get back into my exercise routine!!!

I want my baby back baby back baby back baby back baby back baby back ribs. *Chili's* Baby back ribs.

Of course I'm not happy! Look at me, I'm a big fat slob. I've got bigger titties than you do. I've got more chins than a Chinese phonebook. I've not seen my willie in two years, which is long enough to declare it legally dead.

I can't stop eating. I eat because I'm unhappy, and I'm unhappy because I eat. It's a vicious cycle. Now, if you'll excuse me, there's someone I'd like to get in touch with and forgive... myself.

Wow, I'm getting so many more sexy responses with my new pic, thanks girls!