BIG BREAKTHROUGH, HOUND DOG AND THE REST OF THE OLD FARTS TAKE NOTE!

California vintners in thE Napa Valley area, which primarily produce

Pinot Blanc, Pinot Noir, and Pinot
Grigio wines,

have developed a new hybrid grape that acts as an anti-diuretic.

it is expected to reduce the number of trips older people have to make to the bathroom during the night.

The new wine will be marketed as. . . . . .

PINO MORE

(No whining now, you looked of your own free will.)

Almost correct, Napa produces mostly Cabernet Sauvignon and Chardonnay.

In the eye of the beholder.