From a Canadian friend

While hiking down along the Rideau River this morning, I saw a Muslim extremist fall into the river. He was struggling to stay afloat because of all the guns and bombs he was carrying.

Along with him was a Jamaican who was also struggling to stay afloat because of the large backpack of drugs that was strapped to his back. If they didn't get help, they'd surely drown.

Being a responsible CANADIAN citizen and abiding by the law to help those in distress, I informed the Ottawa police, and the RCMP.

It is now 8 pm, both have drowned, and neither authority has responded.



I'm starting to think I wasted two stamps!