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You may live in Canada.

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Post by Bill Phillips Thu Nov 26, 2015 6:33 am

Here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about Canadians; during an appearance at Ceasers in Windsor:

If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May, You may live in Canada.

If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you may live in Canada.

If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you may live in Canada.

If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you may live in
Canada.

If 'Vacation' means going anywhere South of Detroit for the weekend, you may live in Canada.

If you measure distance in hours, you may live in Canada.

If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you may live in Canada.

If you have switched from 'heat' to 'A/C' in the same day and back again, you may live in Canada.

If you can drive 90 km/hr through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching, you may live in
Canada.

If you install security lights on your house and garage,
but leave both unlocked, You may live in Canada .

If you carry jumper cables in your car and your wife knows how to use them, you may live in Canada.

If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, you may live in Canada.

If the speed limit on the highway is 80 km -- you're going 95 and everybody is passing you, you may live in Canada.

If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow, you may live in Canada.

If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter, and road construction, You may live in Canada.

If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car, you may live in Canada.

If you find -2 degrees 'a little chilly', you may live in Canada.

If you actually understand these jokes, and forward them to all your friends, you definitely are Canadian and proud to be.
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Post by viajero Thu Nov 26, 2015 9:05 am

"If you find -2 degrees a little chilly".
Jaja!

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Post by gringal Thu Nov 26, 2015 9:41 am

I'm not Canadian, but this was truly hilarious. Thanks.
Here's one from a Canadian friend: If you step on a Canadian's foot, what does he/she say? "Excuse me".
They're a good lot, shorts and white socks and all.
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Post by CanuckBob Thu Nov 26, 2015 9:50 am

viajero wrote:"If you find -2 degrees a little chilly".
Jaja!

Well after living here FT for 4 years I find 20C to be a chilly now......jaja.
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Post by viajero Thu Nov 26, 2015 10:23 am

CanuckBob wrote:
viajero wrote:"If you find -2 degrees a little chilly".
Jaja!

Well after living here FT for 4 years I find 20C to be a chilly now......jaja.
So true,you get acclimated pretty fast.
I used to laugh when I saw Mexicans all bundled up when it was 60F,not anymore..

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