Another Canadian Joke

A gas station in Halifax was trying to increase it's sales. So the owner put up a sign saying "Free Sex With Fill-Up."

Soon a Canadian pulls in, fills his tank, and then asks for his free sex.

The gas attendant tells him pick to a number from 1 to 10 if he guesses correctly, he will get his free sex. The Canadian says, "7" The gas attendant says, "You were close, sir, but the number was 6. Sorry, no sex this time."

A week later, the same Canadian, along with his buddy, pulls in for a fill up.

Again he asks for his free sex and again the gas attendant gives him the same story and asks him to guess the correct number. The Canadian says, "5" The gas attendant says, "Sorry,it was 4. You were so close, but no free sex this time."

As they were driving away, the Canadian says to his buddy, "I think that game is rigged and he doesn't really give away free sex." The buddy replies,"No, it ain't rigged. My wife won twice last week."

After closing time at the bar, the Newfie was proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his friends

He led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong and a mallet.

“What's up with the big brass gong?” one of the guests asked.

“It's not a gong. It's a talking clock,” the Newfie replied.

“A talking clock? Seriously?” asked his astonished friend.

“Yup,” replied the Newfie.

“How's i t work?” the friend asked, squinting at it.

“Watch,” the Newfie replied.

He picked up the mallet, gave the gong an ear-shattering pound and stepped back.

The three stood looking at one another for a moment.......

Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screamed,

“You asshole!

It's three-fifteen in the morning!"

Yes Hocks, I laughed out loud.

Me too, Hocks. Good one.

you guys are way too easily amused.

Come on. This is a vast improvement over the usual jokes we see here.

If I had the time I'd do a search, but I've read some really good jokes on this board.

Bunyan wrote:If I had the time I'd do a search, but I've read some really good jokes on this board.

Recently? Here? Inside Lakeside?

Yeah. Really.