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Post by joyfull on Sun Nov 16, 2014 7:00 pm

By: George Carlin

I want to live my next life backwards: You start out dead and get that out of the way.

Then you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day.

Then you get kicked out for being too healthy. Enjoy your retirement and collect your pension.

Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work 40 years until you're too young to work.

You get ready for High School: drink alcohol, party, and you're generally promiscuous.

Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, and you have no responsibilities.

Then you become a baby, and spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in Spa-like conditions - Central heating, room service on tap, and then...

You finish off as an orgasm.
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Post by Jim W on Sun Nov 16, 2014 7:10 pm

PERFECT,,,,,,,especially the "ORGASM" Beer Beer Beer I love them! Can't live without them.....LMAO
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