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Post by FMercik on Wed Nov 05, 2014 11:48 am

Late in the night he regained consciousness . he found himself in agonizing
pain in the hospital's ICU, with tubes up his nose, wires monitoring every
function and a gorgeous nurse hovering over him. He realized he'd obviously
been in a serious accident.

She gave him a deep look straight into the eyes, and he heard her slowly
say, "You may not feel anything from the waist down."

Somehow he managed to mumble in reply, "Can I feel your boobs, then?"

THAT, MY FRIENDS, IS A POSITIVE ATTITUDE!
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Post by Lady Otter Latté on Wed Nov 05, 2014 12:56 pm

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