Forrest Gump goes to Heaven
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Forrest Gump goes to Heaven
Forrest Gump dies and goes to Heaven. St. Peter tells him that they are getting full and that they have instituted a new procedure whereby everyone attempting entrance must correctly answer three questions.
1) Name the days in the week that start with a "T" ? Forrest thinks a bit and says 2 - Today and Tomorrow, well St. Peter says ok, I understand where you are coming from so I'll give you this one.
2) How many seconds are in a month? Forrest really thinks a bit and then says 12 - Jan 2nd, Feb 2nd, Mar 2nd, etc. St. Peter scratches his head and says, well I guess you are correct on this one as well, even though that wasn't what we had in mind.
3) What is God's first name? Forrest says that is easy I would have thought you had asked that one first, it is Andy. St. Peter says no that's not correct, but where did you come up with Andy?
Forrest - And he walks with me
And he talks with me
And he tells me I am his own
St. Peter - opens gate and says Run Forrest Run
1) Name the days in the week that start with a "T" ? Forrest thinks a bit and says 2 - Today and Tomorrow, well St. Peter says ok, I understand where you are coming from so I'll give you this one.
2) How many seconds are in a month? Forrest really thinks a bit and then says 12 - Jan 2nd, Feb 2nd, Mar 2nd, etc. St. Peter scratches his head and says, well I guess you are correct on this one as well, even though that wasn't what we had in mind.
3) What is God's first name? Forrest says that is easy I would have thought you had asked that one first, it is Andy. St. Peter says no that's not correct, but where did you come up with Andy?
Forrest - And he walks with me
And he talks with me
And he tells me I am his own
St. Peter - opens gate and says Run Forrest Run
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