Man 43 killed on Golf course

Killed on Golf Course  -- GOTTA LOVE THIS ONE      


















A foursome of men waiting at the men's tee while a foursome of ladies were hitting from the ladies' tee.



The ladies were taking their time. When the final lady was ready to hit her ball, she hacked it 10 feet.



Then she went over and missed it completely……..Then she hacked it another ten feet and finally hacked it another five feet.



She looked up at the patiently waiting men and said apologetically, "I guess all those fucking lessons I took over the winter didn't help."



One of the men immediately responded, "Well, there you have it. You should have taken golf lessons instead!"



He never even had a chance to duck. He was only 43.......

snicker, snicker   

He obviously had it coming to him.   

During my recent golf outing, I had been slicing off the tee on every hole.

I asked my Scottish-born caddy if he noticed any obvious reasons for my
poor tee shots, to which the caddy replied:

"Aye, there's a piece of shyt on the end of yer driver!!"

I picked up my driver and cleaned the club face,
at which point, the caddy said, "No, No, the other end!!"   
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