The moral to the story....DON'T MESS WITH A MANS GOLF

Jim decides to tie the knot with his long time girl friend. One evening, after the honeymoon, he was cleaning his golf shoes. His wife as standing there watching him. After a long period of silence she finally speaks. "Honey, i've been thinking. now that we're married, i think it's time you quit golfing. Maybe you should sell your golf clubs." Jim gets this horrified look on his face. She says, "Darling whats wrong?" "There for a minute you sounded like my ex-wife." "Ex-wife!" she screams, "I didn't know you were married before!" "I wasn't!"