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Post by CheenaGringo on Thu Jan 23, 2014 9:51 am

Yep!........I feel there must be a terrorist threat in there somewhere.........
'Step this way please!'


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Post by arbon on Thu Jan 23, 2014 5:34 pm

CheenaGringo wrote:Yep!........I feel there must be a terrorist threat in there somewhere.........
'Step this way please!'



If I could step that way, I wouldn't need talcum powder. Eh
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Post by hockables on Mon Jun 09, 2014 6:55 pm

Just before take-off, a Marine sat down in the aisle seat.

After take-off the Marine kicked his shoes off, wiggled his toes and was settling in when the Arab in the window seat said 'I need to get up and get a Coke.'

'Don't get up,' said the Marine 'I'm in the aisle seat, 'I'll get it for you.'

As soon as he left one of the Arabs picked up the Marine's shoe and spat in it. When the Marine returned with the Coke, the other Arab said, 'That looks good. I'd really like one too.' Again, the Marine obligingly went to fetch it.

While he was gone the other Arab picked up the Marine's other shoe and spat in it. When the Marine returned they all sat back and enjoyed the flight.

As the plane was landing the Marine slipped his feet into his shoes and knew immediately what had happened. He leaned over and asked his Arab neighbours, 'Why does it have to be this way?'

'How long must this go on? This fighting between our nations? This hatred? This animosity? This spitting in shoes and pissing in Cokes?'  Beer 


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