Three ladies in a Suana

THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER,
AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN, WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.


SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND. THE YOUNG WOMAN
PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE
BEEP STOPPED.

THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY. "THAT WAS MY PAGER," SHE SAID..
"I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."

A FEW MINUTES
LATER, A PHONE RANG. THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER
EAR AND BEGAN TALKING.

WHEN SHE FINISHED, SHE EXPLAINED,
"THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE. I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."


THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH. NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE
DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS IMPRESSIVE. SHE STEPPED OUT
OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM.

SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR END.

THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.

THE OLDER WOMAN
FINALLY SAID.........."WELL, WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT......I'M GETTING
A FAX!!"