To Every Thing There is a Season
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Re: To Every Thing There is a Season
Well clearly bitching about LCS is something your life can't seem to do without or get over because now you're over here doing it after getting thrown off of TOB.
You were asleep or out of town when they reported the state of the finances? Much improved, sorry to bust your balloon on that as well.
And you have to be one of the sorest losers around.
LOL
You were asleep or out of town when they reported the state of the finances? Much improved, sorry to bust your balloon on that as well.
And you have to be one of the sorest losers around.
LOL
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IF you are a member (one of the 3000) simply go to the office and you can view a financial statement. If you are NOT a member it's not your business.
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What? Another pizzing contest? Come on, "Oh Great Tripper-Upper of Goats", you can come up with something more original than this. Lizzy
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bobnliz wrote: What? Another pizzing contest? Come on, "Oh Great Tripper-Upper of Goats", you can come up with something more original than this. Lizzy
Lizzy....we lost our way and wandered into the Octagon urinals?
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Oohh! Now I understand. You know that makes sense; this place reeks of testosterone. Ick. Lizzy
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David wrote:IF you are a member (one of the 3000) simply go to the office and you can view a financial statement. If you are NOT a member it's not your business.
Are ones, have done and very impressed with the progress made.
BTW, CanuckBob invited me and I appreciate the kindness and the opportunity to be here. I've missed the Dawg's interminable and colorful ramblings along with some of the other folks here.
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That is a right genteel gentleman, there. Welcome. Lizzy
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Yes I did. MC and I go way back to the days on TOB when he was just thinking of Lake Chapala.......
Re: To Every Thing There is a Season
Mainecoons wrote:David wrote:IF you are a member (one of the 3000) simply go to the office and you can view a financial statement. If you are NOT a member it's not your business.
Are ones, have done and very impressed with the progress made.
BTW, CanuckBob invited me and I appreciate the kindness and the opportunity to be here. I've missed the Dawg's interminable and colorful ramblings along with some of the other folks here.
Well, I don´t know about those other a-holes rambling about this place with no proven credentials, but Dawg appreciates the fact that he has at least one fan. You know, MC, even if you are from Albuquerque you seem to be a discerning fartblossom. You´re OK in my book. Come see us in Chiapas once you are vaccinated for hepatitus A and B and typhoid and well, you know, everything there is that can make you feel unpleasant or dead.
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Aw, come on, Dawg. You have a LOT of fans. If you weren't around who would we have worth jousting with?
You are so much more erudite than the Goat, and thankfully do not descend into the depths of cut-and-paste-land as some do.
You are so much more erudite than the Goat, and thankfully do not descend into the depths of cut-and-paste-land as some do.
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Well Dawg, after spending three months up here getting irradiated, I don't think any of your wimpy Chiapas organisms would have a fighting chance. It is unfortunate that I won't be home for Christmas as I probably glow in the dark sufficient to qualify as an additional ornament.
That is, of course, in addition to my very good looks.
That is, of course, in addition to my very good looks.
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Well, I don´t know about those other a-holes rambling about this place with no proven credentials
Uh, what proven credentials do you deem worthy, your Highness?
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Well, Carry Bean; I´ll have you know that I, the Dawg, am a holder of the Woodmen of the World Double Axe Trophy awarded only to those who reach 35 with their original liver but my proudest achievement is that I turned down a commission for a 2nd Lieutenant´s bar in the U.S. Marine corps circa 1966 out of PLC in Quantico in favor of a return to Tuscaloosa to make love to Judy Joe Johnson instead of having my ass shot off over in Viet Nam. I may have been pretty stupid back in 1966 but I wasn´t that stupid. By the way, it´s too bad we (the U.S.) lost that war and those dominoes fell all over Southeast Asia. I have French cousins in Laos right now suffering from the devastating effects of communisim as they bike across the border into Cambodia.
Thank God we are now saving Iraq and Afghanistan. Afghanistani food is delicious by the way. Down in Helmand Province they make the best raviolis on earth. You have to enjoy these on Broadway in San Francisco if you want to consume them with fine single malt scotch. The bars in Kabul are not what they used to be.
Thank God we are now saving Iraq and Afghanistan. Afghanistani food is delicious by the way. Down in Helmand Province they make the best raviolis on earth. You have to enjoy these on Broadway in San Francisco if you want to consume them with fine single malt scotch. The bars in Kabul are not what they used to be.
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Mainecoons wrote:Well Dawg, after spending three months up here getting irradiated, I don't think any of your wimpy Chiapas organisms would have a fighting chance. It is unfortunate that I won't be home for Christmas as I probably glow in the dark sufficient to qualify as an additional ornament.
That is, of course, in addition to my very good looks.
Welcome to the free for all sandbox, neighbor. Glad you're here, and hope you'll be home soon after all that misery. We'll be able to spot you if you're still glowing.
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Well, if you are still glowing, you could play "signpost" for Ajijic. Rudolph will have no trouble locating you. Lizzy
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How come the lowly Gringal has five stars and Dawg only has four? What does one have to do around here to achieve stardom?
OK, here goes. Perhaps this will endear me to the morons running this board:
Guy flew to Hawaii and upon arriving was walking into the parking lot to get his rental car when he passed this local gent wearing one on those shirts only a local or first time loser from Nebraska in his seventh year attending Sioux Falls Teacher´s College and Barber University would wear and the newcomer asked:
"Well, can you tell me, just how do you pronounce this place? is it Hawaii or Havaii?
The local responds, "Havaii." at which response the newbie says, "Well thank you." and the local redneck says, "You´re velcome."
Now, isn´t that worth five stars right there?
OK, here goes. Perhaps this will endear me to the morons running this board:
Guy flew to Hawaii and upon arriving was walking into the parking lot to get his rental car when he passed this local gent wearing one on those shirts only a local or first time loser from Nebraska in his seventh year attending Sioux Falls Teacher´s College and Barber University would wear and the newcomer asked:
"Well, can you tell me, just how do you pronounce this place? is it Hawaii or Havaii?
The local responds, "Havaii." at which response the newbie says, "Well thank you." and the local redneck says, "You´re velcome."
Now, isn´t that worth five stars right there?
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Mainecoons wrote:Well Dawg, after spending three months up here getting irradiated, I don't think any of your wimpy Chiapas organisms would have a fighting chance. It is unfortunate that I won't be home for Christmas as I probably glow in the dark sufficient to qualify as an additional at is, of course, in addition to my very good looks.
¡Ha! Our Chiapas organisms could kill Jesus hissef before he could walk to the hill. Remember that old 1950s movie War of the Worlds where the aliens suddenly died just before taking out Eisenhower himself and, it turned out, they died of local bacteria? Chiapas! We can kill a moose where he stands in Chiapas even if he´s holding his breath.
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The lovely Gringal has five stars precisely because she IS lovely. You have fewer stars precisely because you are NOT.
In my case, I have one star because I'm #1. They felt that I warranted special handling. You know, like toxic wastes.
Let me know if you'd like that explained further, Dawg.
In my case, I have one star because I'm #1. They felt that I warranted special handling. You know, like toxic wastes.
Let me know if you'd like that explained further, Dawg.
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hound dog wrote:How come the lowly Gringal has five stars and Dawg only has four? What does one have to do around here to achieve stardom?
OK, here goes. Perhaps this will endear me to the morons running this board:
Guy flew to Hawaii and upon arriving was walking into the parking lot to get his rental car when he passed this local gent wearing one on those shirts only a local or first time loser from Nebraska in his seventh year attending Sioux Falls Teacher´s College and Barber University would wear and the newcomer asked:
"Well, can you tell me, just how do you pronounce this place? is it Hawaii or Havaii?
The local responds, "Havaii." at which response the newbie says, "Well thank you." and the local redneck says, "You´re velcome."
Now, isn´t that worth five stars right there?
Okay, Dawg. Here's the secret: Don't say much, just say a little somethng often. Then you'll get the magic star. Ya don't get points for quantity of words per post. If you did, you'd have at least ten stars.
Besides, I've got more hair.
Sorry, that joke ain't up to an extra star.......keep on trying.
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That's true... if you can find a moose in Chiapas. He would have had to make quite a wrong turn somewhere in the Sawatch Range. Lizzy
PS Gringal not onlly has more hair.... she's better looking too. L
PS Gringal not onlly has more hair.... she's better looking too. L
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bobnliz wrote:That's true... if you can find a moose in Chiapas. He would have had to make quite a wrong turn somewhere in the Sawatch Range. Lizzy
PS Gringal not onlly has more hair.... she's better looking too. L
BLUSH.
Is a moose hunt in Chiapas a bit like a snipe hunt?
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Also Dawg, you better skip the bad jokes and stick to tall travel tales.
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Very most excellent comparison, G-gal.
Do we still want to trap the "prey" in a burlap bag?
Time to practice our moose mimicry. Lizzy
Do we still want to trap the "prey" in a burlap bag?
Time to practice our moose mimicry. Lizzy
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Mainecoons wrote:Also Dawg, you better skip the bad jokes and stick to tall travel tales.
Dammit, MC you already have two stars and you have just arrived here from God Forsaken New Mexico which that and Texas were the only parts of Mexican territory the Mexicans gave up to those hillbillies without a fight.
OK, a tall travel tale:
Dawg was in Dar es Salaam for a couple of days back in 1969 before heading up to Moshi to climb Mount Kilimanjaro and Dawg was drawing on a toke and enjoying the pleasant day on the Indian Ocean in the equatorial sun when an East Indian fellow came by selling ice cold Coca Colas and Dawg found the ingestion of ice cold Coca Colas pleasing so I told the vendor that those Coca Colas were damned cold which I meant as a compliment but I´ll tell you this. From that day on, every Coca Cola I bought from that sonofabitch was lukewarm. So much for international communication. Get my drift, New Mexican Gringo?
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hound dog wrote:OK, here goes. Perhaps this will endear me to the morons running this board:
.........And just for that little comment you now have 5 stars and we made you a share holder. You'll have to find a new bone to gnaw on now Mr. Dawg.
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CanuckBob wrote:hound dog wrote:OK, here goes. Perhaps this will endear me to the morons running this board:
.........And just for that little comment you now have 5 stars and we made you a share holder. You'll have to find a new bone to gnaw on now Mr. Dawg.
Godammit. You guys gave in too easily. I no longer respect you two bit whores but, excuse me,what was the subject?
Five Star Dawg.
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