Once upon a time...
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Once upon a time...
Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess,
"Will you marry me?"
The Princess immediately said, "No!"
And the Prince lived happily ever after, and rode motorcycles and dated
thin, long-legged,full-breasted women, and hunted and fished and raced cars,
and went to titty bars and dated ladies half his age and drank whiskey,
beer, and Captain Morgan, and never heard bitching and never paid child
support or alimony, and dated cheerleaders and kept his house and guns, and
ate spam and potato chips and beans, and blew enormous farts, and never got
cheated on while he was at work, and all his friends and family thought he
was friggin' cool as hell, and he had tons of money in the bank, and left
the toilet seat up.
The End.
"Will you marry me?"
The Princess immediately said, "No!"
And the Prince lived happily ever after, and rode motorcycles and dated
thin, long-legged,full-breasted women, and hunted and fished and raced cars,
and went to titty bars and dated ladies half his age and drank whiskey,
beer, and Captain Morgan, and never heard bitching and never paid child
support or alimony, and dated cheerleaders and kept his house and guns, and
ate spam and potato chips and beans, and blew enormous farts, and never got
cheated on while he was at work, and all his friends and family thought he
was friggin' cool as hell, and he had tons of money in the bank, and left
the toilet seat up.
The End.
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Re: Once upon a time...
TFF Alex.....started the day with a laugh.....
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