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Post by Jim W on Wed May 29, 2013 7:27 pm

Since the big BORED MEETING is tomorrow, and our anniversary was today, I said Deb what would you like for our anniversary dinner? She told me and I made a list, went shopping, bought everything on the list.......got home, said HONEY we can have your perfect anniversary dinner yer way.....call me when dinner is ready! Now I'm sleeping single in a king size bed!

I think I screwed up, thank gawd ya all are coming to the BORED MEETING.....tomorrow 2 PM! The 30th Beer
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Post by RoofBob on Wed May 29, 2013 7:42 pm

Jim, happy anniversary! Deb, condolences! Beer
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Post by hockables on Wed Jun 05, 2013 9:03 pm

A man wakes up in the hospital bandaged from head to foot.
The doctor comes in and says, "Ah, I see you've regained
consciousness. Now you probably won t remember, but you were
in a huge pile-up on the freeway. You're going to be okay.
You'll walk again and everything. However, your penis was
severed in the accident, and we couldn't find it."

The man groans, but the doctor goes on, "You have $9,000 in
insurance compensation coming, and we now have the
technology to build a new penis. They work great but don't
come cheap. It's roughly $1000 an inch." The man perks up.

So," the doctor says, "You must decide how many inches you
want. But I understand that you have been married for over
thirty years and this is something you should discuss with
your wife. If you had a five-incher before and get a
nine-incher now she might be a bit put out. If you had a
nine-incher before and you decide to only invest in a
five-incher now, she might be disappointed. It's important
that she plays a role in helping you make a decision."

The man agrees to talk it over with his wife.

The doctor comes back the next day, "So, have you spoken
with your wife?"

"Yes, I have," says the man.

"And has she helped you make a decision?"

"Yes" says the man.

"What is your decision?" asks the doctor.

"We're getting granite counter tops." Beer


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