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Post by Jim W on Fri May 24, 2013 7:42 am

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On the first day, he sadly packed his belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases.

On the second day, he had the movers come and collect his things.

On the third day, he sat down for the last time at their beautiful dining-room table,
by candle-light; he put on some soft back ground music, and feasted on a pound of shrimp,
a jar of caviar, and a bottle of spring-water.

When he'd finished, he went into each and every room and deposited a few
half-eaten shrimps dipped in caviar into the hollow center of the curtain rods.

He then cleaned up the kitchen and left.

On the fourth day, the wife came back with her new boyfriend, and at first all was bliss.

Then, slowly, the house began to smell.

They tried everything; cleaning, mopping, and airing-out the place.

Vents were checked for dead rodents, and carpets were steam cleaned.

Air fresheners were hung everywhere. Exterminators were brought in to set off gas
canisters, during which time the two had to move out for a few days, and in the
end they even paid to replace the expensive wool carpeting.. Nothing worked!

People stopped coming over to visit.

Repairmen refused to work in the house. The maid quit.

Finally, they couldn't take the stench any longer, and decided they had to move, They put Their House on the Market.............but a month later - even though they'd cut
their price in half - they couldn't find a buyer for such a stinky house.

Word got out, and eventually even the local realtors refused to return their calls.

Finally, unable to wait any longer for a pur chas er, they had to borrow a huge sum of money from the bank to pur chas e a new place.

Then the ex called the woman and asked how things were going. She told him the
saga of the rotting house. He listened politely and said that he missed his old
home terribly and would be willing to reduce his divorce settlement in
exchange for having the house.

Knowing he could have no idea how bad the smell really was,
she agreed on a price that was only 1/10th of what the house
had been worth ... but only if he would sign the papers that very day.

He agreed, and within two hours her lawyers delivered the completed paperwork.

A week later the woman and her boyfriend stood smiling as they
watched the moving company pack everything to take to their new home ......

and to spite the ex-husband, they even took the curtain rods!

I LOVE A HAPPY ENDING, DON'T YOU?
.......... Ain't it Sweet ?






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Post by Hensley on Fri May 24, 2013 8:57 am

No, the original was the wife doing it to the X-husband.
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Post by slainte39 on Fri May 24, 2013 9:42 am

An X-husband got a house? LOL...fiction

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Post by Lady Otter Latté on Fri May 24, 2013 10:17 am

Hensley is correct. Men are not devious enough to come up with a plan like this.
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Post by slainte39 on Fri May 24, 2013 11:05 am

Lady Otter Latté wrote:Hensley is correct. Men are not devious enough to come up with a plan like this.

Or smart enough, to wind up with the house. lol!
You know....the old Jerry Reed song about the gold mine and the shaft.

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Post by Jim W on Fri May 24, 2013 11:33 am

Slainte.....there is always All MY EX's wear Rolexes.........
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