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Post by ferret Tue Feb 19, 2013 9:17 pm


Whatever you give to a woman, she is going to multiply.
If you give her sperm, she will give you a baby.
If you give her a house, she will give you a home.
If you give her food, she will give you a meal.
If you give her a smile, she will give you her heart.
She multiplies and increases all that is given to her.

So, if you give her any crap, you will receive a ton of shit.


..........................copied from PVPete on the Our Vallarta Forum
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Post by E-raq Thu Feb 21, 2013 10:59 am

ferret wrote:
Whatever you give to a woman, she is going to multiply.
If you give her sperm, she will give you a baby.
If you give her a house, she will give you a home.
If you give her food, she will give you a meal.
If you give her a smile, she will give you her heart.
She multiplies and increases all that is given to her.

So, if you give her any crap, you will receive a ton of shit.


..........................copied from PVPete on the Our Vallarta Forum

Truer words were never spoken, just ask the pool boy, and the pool boy's son, by his wife. For even greater and more vast quantities of shit, ask my ex.
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Post by DonPito Thu Feb 21, 2013 9:53 pm

If you give her shoes, will her closet turn into a shoe store? razberry

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Post by ferret Thu Feb 21, 2013 10:30 pm

Only if they're ruby red glass slippers. :)
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Post by E-raq Fri Feb 22, 2013 5:24 am

ferret wrote:Only if they're ruby red glass slippers. :)


Nah we don't need that much of an incentive. A deep discount shoe sale will do the trick nicely. Then a garage sale, after judicious disinfection of course.


Speaking of which, some men are just as bad with shirts socks pants suits and underwear. Drawers and closets full of them, then they complain they don't have anything to wear, however WILL wear the ratty old shirt with paint stains every time. Throw it out, never! Garage sale, oh no. They keep their scheisse forever.

I thought I was bad, but I've got nothing on the pool boy.
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Post by espíritu del lago Fri Feb 22, 2013 9:19 am

My house did!

DonPito wrote:If you give her shoes, will her closet turn into a shoe store? razberry
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Post by merry Fri Feb 22, 2013 8:27 pm

You can abbreviate the above with "happy wife, happy life."

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Post by E-raq Sat Feb 23, 2013 10:11 am

merry wrote:You can abbreviate the above with "happy wife, happy life."

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No kidding that's my favorite saying of all time Merry, and it gets repeated around here quite frequently in varying ways. Works like a charm and has done so for 26 blissful years.
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Post by merry Sun Feb 24, 2013 11:48 am

It's strange how true that saying is. If I could find a three-word philosophy of the universe I would use it, but for now four words has to do.

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Post by Elita Guzman Thu Feb 28, 2013 3:27 pm

Ha, ha, haaaa :) Dear Ferret, I'll tell you something:
He (PV Pete) was referring specially to where it says: "So, if you give her any crap, you will receive a TON OF SHIT!!! Lol
He didn't type any name on there, but I'm sure it was for this Beautiful Butterfly razberry
And that was after I replied another of his posts with my name on it Beer
I'll try to post some of those funny things :)
Have a wonderful day everyone <3
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